To dislike the “top thing” of anything?

[PrettyShiningPeople]

I can’t take the newspaper on top, that might be a bit dog eared or damp, always have the take one from underneath.

I don’t like the top book from a display, I like to get one that hasn’t been flicked through or handled by a hundred greasy fingers.

I leave the top slice of bread on a loaf, which becomes the ‘bread lid’ to absorb moisture & protect the rest of the loaf. Same with biscuits.

The first squirt from a sauce bottle goes in the bin, as it might have flushed through any plastic lid debris.

Can’t take the front sandwich from the shelf.

Can’t use the top one of a pile of napkins in a cafe.

Sure there are many others

AIBU or just a bit weird?

Well, that also makes sense.

We have Krispy Kremes at work. A customer’s child was caught licking them a few weeks back. Obviously, they got binned. But that about all those other times?

You can tell easily if a jar has been opened because the button on the top will flex!