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To think this piece on Boris is absolutely hilarious?

39 replies

MT2017 · 06/09/2019 21:39

www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/sep/06/boris-johnson-twilight-zone-police-escort-conservatives

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AwkwardSquad · 07/09/2019 05:55

Yes, it’s real - it was ‘Floppy Johnson can’t get an election’ and it was in the Scottish Sun. In marked contrast to the headline on the same day in the English edition.

phoenix1404 · 07/09/2019 06:12

I’d like her a lot more if she wasn’t the privately schooled Oxford educated daughter of a Baron.

Not aware of many children who get to choose where they're educated. Or, indeed, who their parents are.

LellyMcKelly · 07/09/2019 06:16

Best piece of writing I’ve seen in a long while. Her description of Richard Tice as a radicalised Damart catalogue model had me in stitches.

wattytanker · 07/09/2019 08:44

@LellyMcKelly

Her description of Richard Tice as a radicalised Damart catalogue model

She has a knack for a masterly line like this. I actually looked up male models in Damart catalogue and she's bang on.

Hyde writes with a flourish and with a huge frame of reference. I love it. Its dense and pithy at once. I discovered her yonks ago when she was hidden in Friday G2 supplement with Lost in Showbiz roasting celebs. She's incredibly astute. The current politics are a perfect match for her style of writing.

And yes, she's super posh. So what? Part of the reason why she's skewing Tory party so well - she knows the types inside out. She grew up with them.

wattytanker · 07/09/2019 08:45

Sorry @LellyMcKelly

Only my first line was responding to you.

The rest is obviously at points made by other PPs

MerryChristmasHarry · 07/09/2019 08:47

Very funny.

marvellousnightforamooncup · 07/09/2019 09:03

I’d like her a lot more if she wasn’t the privately schooled Oxford educated daughter of a Baron.

I hate this attitude. Phoebe Waller-Bridge copped it too for being brilliant and also posh. It's like to be an admirable woman you also have to be absolutely perfect, clever, no privilege or it doesn't count. Maxine Peake basically.

Fuck that, I'm happy to applaud talent. Marina has it, and even better uses it to brutally take down rather than prop up the powerful, privileged class she's from.

longwayoff · 07/09/2019 09:24

Oh, leave her alone, she's amusing and anything that lifts one's spirits in these grim times is welcome. As is John Crace, spot on. Stanley Johnson, however, should be demanding his money back from Eton given Bozo's insulting description of David Cameron as "a girly swot". What do they give them to read there? The Beano? I'd expect a better standard of insult for my dosh.

serenoa · 07/09/2019 09:24

@AwkwardSquad

Thank you! It's still making me laugh. Grin

Hadjab · 07/09/2019 09:31

It’s like the papers Oxbridge hatred and the whole rebelling against the system and the old boys network. The majority of the journalists are upper middle class people who went to Oxbridge so maybe they could focus on their own house before putting the rest of the world to rights

But isn’t that the point? They’ve been to Oxbridge, realised it is an OBN that offers nothing of real value, just a leg up if you have the right connections, and that there’s more to life than relying on Daddy’s friends to get you a job your woefully non-skilled for...

Dongdingdong · 07/09/2019 09:33

It’s mildly amusing but “absolutely hilarious” is pushing it.

heidbuttsupper · 07/09/2019 09:37

@serenoa this one Grin

To think this piece on Boris is absolutely hilarious?
PositiveVibez · 07/09/2019 09:44

That piece is just fucking brilliant. Love it.

FinallyHere · 07/09/2019 09:52

Judge everyone on their actions, not the circumstances in which they grew up

this ^ wot @BigChocFrenzy said

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