To (lightheartedly) want to hurt my husband.

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He was working late, I had just about got our daughter off to sleep (she’s been a bit funny at bedtime recently). When he comes upstairs, into the room “to see if we’re ok”.
Couldn’t have just text me!
DD sits bolt upright giving it all “hi daddy!”
Fuck off! I came downstairs now watching Bake-off on the Skybox avoiding Twitter updates.
I mean, what kind of selfish arse does that!

I hope he's took over? Selfish git.

It's more like he wants your attention. Sometimes they get a bit needy, especially if they come home and the house is either empty or nobody is about to greet them.