My neighbour is getting married today. We live in East London. The wedding is near Birmingham at 1.00. It's just gone 9.30 and they are still in the house.
Am I being unreasonable to be having nervous kittens on their behalf, the grooms party is obviously waiting for the cars to come, but they look very chilled out, having coffee, chatting, while I am sitting here thinking "traffic, motorways, delays, why didn't they stay in a motel overnight" .
I know, not my circus, not my monkeys, but if it was me I would be necking Valium and doing deep breathing . Who am I kidding, I am doing deep breathing! They did invite me to the wedding(purely out of politeness, I don't really know them, they are new neighbours) and I think I would have set out at least an hour ago . There is laid back and laid back, and they are horizontal.
I know in the normal course of events it is plenty of time to get there, but on your wedding day. Eek.
This is lighthearted btw .