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So apparently the Jews of Israel think of Donald Trump as the second coming of Jesus...

26 replies

AngeloMysterioso · 21/08/2019 23:13

I mean, the LOLs just keep coming...

AIBU to almost want him to win a second term just for entertainment value? He makes me feel better about the fact that we’ve now got BJ in charge...

So apparently the Jews of Israel think of Donald Trump as the second coming of Jesus...
So apparently the Jews of Israel think of Donald Trump as the second coming of Jesus...
So apparently the Jews of Israel think of Donald Trump as the second coming of Jesus...
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WhataLovelyPear · 21/08/2019 23:20

I'm baffled - I didn't think Jews believed in the first coming of Jesus, never mind the second!

ShitAtScarbble · 21/08/2019 23:21

Depressing isn’t it Sad

Glasscrab · 21/08/2019 23:22

The Israeli Jews I know think he should be staked through the heart, actually.

frazzledasarock · 21/08/2019 23:23

Are those tweets real?

Themutts · 21/08/2019 23:24

Wow! On top of all that shit, he ended his tweet with "Wow".
He is awful.

AngeloMysterioso · 21/08/2019 23:29

Are those tweets real?

Read ‘em and weep...

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JaneJeffer · 21/08/2019 23:31

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

Cherrysoup · 21/08/2019 23:33

This is the man who wants to buy Greenland. He’s really torn it this week. Surely (please God!) some of his supporters will finally go ‘Hang on, buy Greenland? This guy’s an IDIOT!’.

FlioFlopsAndIceCream · 21/08/2019 23:34

Yes they r real tweets!!

I can't believe Trump. I feel like I'm in a dream (nightmare). It's so so surreal that this narcissistic baffoon is the leader of the Free world. Someone wake me up ..

Davros · 21/08/2019 23:36

Janejeffer Grin

NoHummus · 21/08/2019 23:39

I bet the whole of Denmark is so relieved he won't be visiting! Their PM is only expressing regret to the media, secretly she's thinking "Thank fuck for that!".

thesunwillout · 21/08/2019 23:41

😆@Janejeffer

MuseThalia · 21/08/2019 23:42

Only in Donald Trumps head

timeisnotaline · 21/08/2019 23:42

Surely you mean the first coming?

ohfourfoxache · 21/08/2019 23:43

Christ on a bike......

......oh, wait......

SingingSands · 21/08/2019 23:46

He's delusional. A delusional puppet. The problem is that he doesn't know who is pulling his strings anymore and believes his own hype.

PickAChew · 21/08/2019 23:47

Christ on a bike....

Nah, that'd be the president of Turkmenistan.

In a similarly contrived vein, it's amazing how these Israeli jews sound a bit like Trump, himself.

DishingOutDone · 21/08/2019 23:54

@JaneJeffer oooo!!! I bet you're all smug now as you got in first with that one fumes Envy

AravisTarkheena · 22/08/2019 00:18

Those tweets are... incredible.

Chescascurious · 22/08/2019 00:25

He's just absolutely lost it this week, hadn't he? Completely gone bonkers. Can't believe anything he's said/done this week is real, it's so bizarre. Crazy times Grin

AngeloMysterioso · 22/08/2019 07:59

It turns out Wayne Allen Root (the chap he’s quoting) is a massive conspiracy theorist who has said some appalling things about Obama... can’t say I’m surprised!

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PristineCondition · 22/08/2019 08:07

I've fucking LOVED the whole Greenland stoyline.
Absolutely top level insane.

Strawberrycreamsundae · 22/08/2019 08:12

Who's his closest advisor, David Icke?
(Not that he seems to need any help in demonstrating what a total fool he is!)

bellinisurge · 22/08/2019 08:18

This whole "second coming " thing. Not quite nailed the whole Judaism idea, has he? 😂😂😂😂

HulksPurplePanties · 22/08/2019 08:30

God, it would be great if they did wouldn't it. Then they could crucify the fucker.

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