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Go home spider. Go home!

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Mummyto2munchkins · 19/08/2019 18:10

Decided to do a deap clean of my bathroom today...
Found a rather large spider!

He's safely outside...

AIBU to think where the f*ck has it come from?

Go home spider. Go home!
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Mileysmiley · 20/08/2019 02:13

As a side note I went shopping to TK Max and they already have Halloween stuff in there and a small amount of Christmas decorations ... scary.

WiddlinDiddlin · 20/08/2019 02:19

Yes, its a false widow.

No, they do not bite any more than any other spider - its actually really hard for a spider to bite a human, their jaws are positioned in such a way that you would have to get under the spider and pinch or poke it before it even COULD bite you.

If it did.. (and spiders can nip without envenomating which they'd rather do because venom costs energy to produce and is best not wasted on other predators unless absolutely necessary).. its no worse than a bee sting.

False widows will often be in your house.. they live there... we built fabulous homes for spiders, before us they had trees and dirt and bushes etc then along we came and gave them brickwork and cupboards and garages and cellars and rabbit hutches..

Spiders really couldn't give a crap about wet weather btw.. they come in to look for mates, most of them already WERE 'in' you just didn't see them because until they need to look for mates, theres no need to wander around.

Quit the daily mail style hysteria folks... it's so Netmums.

Mileysmiley · 20/08/2019 02:33

@WiddlinDiddlin

You are wrong they do come indoors when the weather is wet.

www.heart.co.uk/lifestyle/britain-spider-invasion-wet-weather-indoors/

WiddlinDiddlin · 20/08/2019 03:04

Yeah...

Thats a credible source for sure...

"the population of false widows — the UK's only poisonous spider - has also increased thanks to the weather"

1/ Spiders are venomous - ie, they bite you, and can inject venom. They are not poisonous, ie, you can safely eat them if you really want to.

2/ All our spiders have venom. Not just false widows.

The chosen expert Mr Boase, a pest controller (you will note, not an entomologist or a zoologist, or any sort of ology holding scientist...) claims:

"There are half-a-dozen different species of the false widow and they can survive both indoors and outdoors."

Yeah.. (actually there are around 120)

He fails to point out that of those only three are actually common.

Steatoda grossa, Steatoda bipunctata and Steatoda nobilis.

The other three..

Steatoda phalerata is rare, with just over 1000 listed sightings since 1864 and only found in sand dune and dry heathland habitats where it lives with and preys on ants.

Steatoda albomaculata is pretty rare, with 122 sightings since 1900 and living only in the south, on grassland.

Steatoda triangulosa has a whopping SIX sightings since 1996, at one site in Leicester...

But half a dozen of which 3 are almost never seen by anyone sounds so much better than... three eh Clive.

If spiders came in from the rain, to live in our dessicating centrally heated homes... do please tell me why all the OTHER species remain outdoors?

Most of our 670+ species of spider live very firmly outdoors all year round, of those that do venture inside the chances are you are only going to notice about four species - Eratigena, Steatoda, Pholcus and Scotophaeus, with the addition of Araneus in the garden.

Mileysmiley · 20/08/2019 03:36

@WiddlinDiddlin

Keep your hair on!

I actually don't mind spiders and will catch them with a spider catcher and put them outside ... my cat is not so nice and will flatten them with his paws.

sall74 · 20/08/2019 06:45

I once had a house that was full of spiders (and other creepy crawlies)

I remember one time finding a particularly big brute of a spider with only 6 legs, I managed to catch it under a glass opened the front door walked to the end of the garden path and launched it over the gate and into the street, the next morning I opened the front door and no word of a lie it was stood on the doorstep literally looking up at the front door waiting to get back in.

So be careful telling it to ''go home'' or you might just get what you wish for!

Mileysmiley · 20/08/2019 06:52

@sall74

Spiders can be quite aggressive one charged at me out in my garden .. he was hiding under a plant pot lol

I have just been watching these

Franklymydearidontgiveadam · 20/08/2019 06:59

Had one crawling on me and my bed this morning.

Mummyto2munchkins · 27/08/2019 12:08

He invited his mates round!

Go home spider. Go home!
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S1naidSucks · 27/08/2019 12:17

I live Simon’s Cat, but I couldn’t finish watching that. 🤢

Firstworddinosaur · 27/08/2019 12:17

Ok what the fuck is going on this summer? I've had 5 giant house spiders and just discovered nests of false widows under my garden furniture and the kids trampoline. Spider season doesn't usually kick off till October. And they're bigger than usual. I can't stop thinking about them when I go to bed.

Mummyto2munchkins · 27/08/2019 12:35

Be warned firstword they'll move in from the garden into your house! They think they live here.. If they paid the mortgage I wouldn't mind as much!

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MustardScreams · 27/08/2019 12:41

I am sick of the big bastards. In the last week I had one crawl over my arm on the sofa, causing me to chuck a bowl of granola over my new rug in my haste to get away from it Angry
One inside a pair of jeans that crawled over my foot as I put them on. And countless big fuckers just hanging out on the walls daring me to get close to them. I’m overrun!

Mummyto2munchkins · 27/08/2019 14:35

We need to invoice them for their stay!

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FatTwat69 · 27/08/2019 14:41

I’ve had a couple of monsters too. One wouldn’t even fit up the hoover nozzle he was so big, he just brushed it off and moved along the ceiling.

BinkySodPlop · 27/08/2019 14:49

I try to ignore them. I have an old house, so can never be totally free, and I'd rather have a few spiders in the corners than bugs..... I do try and get rid of the spindly-leg ones, tho, as I understand that they're cannibals.

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