To think this is the worst idea in history?

[SinkGirl]

Anti-sex toilets that spray you with jets of water, sound an alarm and open the door if it:

• Detects “violent movements”
• The weight sensitive floor decides there’s more than one person in there
• You spend too long in the toilet

Disabled person with a mobility aid? Obese? Parent with child and buggy? Parkinson’s? Fall off the toilet? Spider runs across your bum?

You’re gonna get jetwashed and flash passers by. And you have to pay for the privilege.

These councillors were elected by people. Imagine that.

Lifecraft

Agreed.

And it was more that Hitler didn't learn from Napoleon's earlier attempt.

Of course my title was rather hyperbolic - the point was that the issues with this are so self-evident, even after a second of consideration, it seems impossible anyone could think this could go well.

If a spider ran across my bum the jet washing would be the least of my worries!

That was a reference to a recent post about this happening :)