To ask you for some good replies when people ask me...

[weewinnie]

If I'm pregnant...
I'm fairly small all over with a big post c section gut. Kids are 3 and 1 and not planning anymore and I'm tired of people congratulating me on my third 😩
I'd love a witty comeback to give me some confidence back opposed to just saying "I'm not pregnant"

Two weeks after your manners arrive.

I’d probably say ‘I’m not; it’s a C-section gut.’

It’s weird about C-sections though. Two otherwise tiny friends I have both have perfect C-section pot bellies.

"This lovely shape is all me. No incubators present."

Good one, AutumnalLeaves38, I am laughing out loud

Channel this expression

Eugenes- what an awful thought you have of your friends. I can only hope you never voice your judgement?!

Just stare them out for a few uncomfortable seconds, 3-4 should do it, and see if they crack first.

If they don't, just say, well this is awkward isn't it?

I think I'd give them a pitying look and say "oh, this is going to embarrass you more than it does me!"

'Remind me, when did I last see your husband?'

@Atlasta

I'm not pregnant! When is it again you're having your face- lift?

@LadyRannaldini

'Remind me, when did I last see your husband?'

ROFLLMAO

luckily I am now too old and degraded that I no longer get asked.

No! I’m not judging them either; like I say they are both gorgeous and happen to be tiny - just I know they’ve had C-sections and it’s something that shows up occasionally. I’ve noticed because it’s so incongruous with the rest of their figure, but it’s nothing bad or that I ‘judge’ them for.

It’s like that lots of women who’ve had babies seem to thicken at the waist around menopause. I’ve noticed this starting to happen for me.

“I’m not pregnant.” Said pleasantly, with a neutral facial expression. No reason why you should have to make jokes about being fat, or laugh it off, it’s not your fault. Let them get embarrassed.

Not yet but I'm hoping I will be after tonight wink

Maybe you could laugh a little and say 'can you imagine how awkward you would feel if I wasn't actually pregnant?' and then with a serious face say 'I'm not actually pregnant' and walk off.