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Parking and shitty neighbours

54 replies

Blushingm · 03/08/2019 15:06

Now I live on a normal rd. each house has a lay-by with their house number painted which allows parking for one car.

I got home and parked on the road by my space leaving my space empty as my brother was popping over with his kids. My house has 1 car. House opposite has 4 cars. Their daughter came home swearing I was in her spot and that she was going to piss me off so she purposely parked blocking my owned space.
I knocked and asked the mum if she could ask her daughter to move her car - was met with how hard the daughter works and that I'm inconsiderate as the daughter always parks there and I was parked where she usually does. For reference there was space on the other side of the road for about 5 cars or further down a little 5 seconds from their house.

WIBU to ask her to move?

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BlackCatSleeping · 03/08/2019 16:04

it's the standing mn joke with parking threads.are you new on here or just being awkward ?

It really, really isn't funny anymore though.

The OP has done nothing wrong. She's perfectly within her rights to park on the road and leave her space empty if she wants.

I think he OP needs to be firmer with getting the neighbor to move.

SlocombePooter · 03/08/2019 16:05

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TaliZorahVasNormandy · 03/08/2019 16:06

OP, just block the entitled madam in or just make it really hard for her to get the car back out.

Sparklfairy · 03/08/2019 16:07

It's a public road, and anyone can park anywhere, except the numbered spaces. Your space is yours, but that doesn't mean you have to park there. You were perfectly entitled to park elsewhere and allocate your space to guests. She's totally in the wrong.

Playmytune · 03/08/2019 16:14

YANBU She’s being a total prick and her mother’s not much better. Read them the riot act!

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VenusTiger · 03/08/2019 16:22

Doesn’t sound like any “normal” road to me.
Count yourself lucky you have designated spaces. Next time, let your (assumably adult) brother find his own space.
As for your neighbour, she needs to teach her daughter not to be so bloody entitled and snowflakey.

MrBlueSkype · 03/08/2019 16:25

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ThighsRelief · 03/08/2019 16:28

You sound very entitled OP living in a normal road. Check your privilege hun.

Longdistance · 03/08/2019 16:38

You’re only mistake was to go and knock on your neighbours door empty handed. Baseball bat in one hand ‘your arse of a dd is parked on my land, and if she doesn’t move off MY property ASAP I will start my demolition process’. I don’t care if she works hard, she can fuck off and buy her own place and park her shitty car there.

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No, I’m not, but god help anyone that parks on my drive/space Angry

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