Sighing LOUDLY every 2-3 mins

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I work in an open plan office. It’s relatively quiet.

What can I do to a loud arse who SIGHS LOUDLY every 2 mins. Like a loud from the belly whispery/quivery sigh...he sits about half way down the office from me so not a neighbour. I’d like to shove a cheesy sock ball down his gob next time he does it.

😖

Tut loudly every time he sighs

I have one of these in my office, they huff and puff and sigh to get a reaction until someone asks what's wrong so they can go on and on and on about how busy and stressed they are.
They would be less busy and stressed if they just bloody got on with it!

Can you fart every time he sighs? If he complains say that you are only expelling air, same as him, but this is your preferred method

Genuinely laughing at this 😂 that’s brilliant!

Hope your bosses dont catch you on here, when you suppose to be working.

I’m working in probably one of the most laid back places in the world. I spent the day watching OITNB, news and some cricket whilst working and sending emails.

There he goes again. Now he’s doing a “working out” poof sound. Wtaf.

Love all these suggestions and stories. Makes me feel less alone 😆.