Gutted,wanted to do this aswell 🤔

[ChihuahuaMummy1]

www.facebook.com/161385360554578/posts/3493727007320380/

So I’ve heard you can freeze a medical glove full of water and use that as a nice cool dildo 😎

*Cornettoninja - I'm impressed with yr mini milk, one of them would be like a baguette down oxford street for me.

Jesus wept!

How do they even think of these things.

Only willies and tampons belong in a vaginal environment.

ElizaPancakes Wouldn't a condom be a better fit?

A mixture of shock and amusement when I read that link and the comments! No I could be suffering with the heat and have done on those Greek island holidays but never thought of inserting ice up there!

Why on earth would anyone feel it is necessary? Just cooling the body down by normal methods would surely work?

Vagollies? No!!

I have to say, even though I am hot, I don't have a hot vagina!

What a weird thing to do anyway!

@alittlerayofsunshine 😂😂

ElizaPancakes Wouldn't a condom be a better fit?

I too wondered what kind of vagina an inflated medical glove would fit. Maybe you change fingers as each one melts? Anyway...

I'm going to stop visiting Mumsnet. You ruin all my fun.

Basically he was saying that we would have fun in gynecology next year after we pointed out the image of a pencil in a bladder.

I've solved it though. fruity condom over the ice-cream!

It would be fine I think with a glove or condom but with nothing covering it it would burn, possibly quite badly... an ice burn :/

Eliza, yes, I believe that's doable....

Oh no really? I was just beginning to think the popping candy in the crunchie blast I just stuck up there earlier was a bit of an issue but now I know for sure it was a bad idea.... not to add the blooming mess in my knickers

Suppose I should have stuck to eating the ice creams I nick off the kids

Only willies and tampons belong in a vaginal environment.

So... are you saying I should take the toblerone out?

An ice cube- in the right hands and circumstances - can feel quite nice though.

I'd rather eat the ice lolly tbf. Think of the mess.

So... are you saying I should take the toblerone out?

😆😆😆

Birch water frozen in a mooncup surely?

are you saying I should take the toblerone out

Yes. Chocolate belongs in one orifice only. Where the taste buds are.

Remove that tolblerone at once, after all "It's not the first time women have been warned against putting foreign objects in their vagina."

See, we have been warned before.

You can imagine how it started, though. "For all the cooling effect that ice lolly had I may as well have shoved it up my - hey, wait a minute..."

Here is a non-s*n link f or those who are boycotting that filthy rag

www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/women-warned-not-put-ice-18773113

Oh o wasn’t silly enough to click the link! I inferred it, thank goodness.

I thought it was a Daily Mash article at first! Hilarious. Lots of crude jokes going around the office..