Please help me unsee this somehow!

[ChihuahuaMummy1]

Parents came round to see me and ds 5,ds gone upstairs to play with dm all good.
15 mins later ds runs down stairs to "tickle grandad" with something,that something being my Clitoral vibrator!!!! God only knows how he found it.
Grabbed it off him,shoved it away blabbering about not being mine cant use it,not a toy etc luckily my df wasnt really paying attention.Dm comes downstairs saying awww why cant he play with that thing,I had it on my shoulder it was really relaxing!! 🙈😩😱 Fucking kill me now!!

Sorry this was meant for chat!

This is hilarious! 😂🤣

Oh god. At least no one clocked what it was. Time to find a new, more secure hiding place. Top of wardrobe is a good one

I'm sure my life flashed before my eyes! I need a vodka

Thats ace 😆😆😆

@Summersix 😩

that’s funny

Thank you OP- I needed this!

just as well it wasn't a rampant penis

Oh god. You have no option but to get rid...every time you see it youll think of your mum!

Argh!!

At least he didn’t take it to school to tickle his friends that could be worse have a drink and relax. Close call.

hahaha!

Love it..

When i was a little kids i used to sometimes flick through my mum's copies of My Weekly (not an exciting childhood). On the back page there was always an ad for a 'massager', with pics of different women applying this (quite big) sausage shaped thing to their necks/shoulders/knees ect. No notice taken.

Once i got a life i stopped flicking through my mums old My Weeklys until one random day as a young teen when one was beside me on the sofa and i looked at the back page and there was that sausage shaped massager still being advertised .....

More worldly me was like ..... hang on .....

haha!

Many moons ago when my children were tiny I had a blackboard in the kitchen and I used to chalk up reminders on it i.e pay gas bill. My dear old dad came over to babysit one day and went into the kitchen. He started reading out loud the messages " pay paperbill...order Christmas turkey....suck husband off ???...what does that mean???" My bloody husband!!! and no I didn't

My husband wrote something like rough sex is best or some such nonsense on our fridge using those magnetic letters, forgot it was there until after my mum had visited

This one's been done to death I'm afraid.

must admit have heard this before from several sources but it's still amusing.

Hahahha this has made my day

@Gatekeeper pmsl

Many moons ago when my children were tiny I had a blackboard in the kitchen and I used to chalk up reminders on it i.e pay gas bill. My dear old dad came over to babysit one day and went into the kitchen. He started reading out loud the messages " pay paperbill...order Christmas turkey....suck husband off ???...what does that mean???" My bloody husband!!!

oh this made me laugh!!! just what I need here right now.

@Worra ? This actually happened today

Just so everyone knows it genuinely happened! Wish it hadn't tbf

@Gatekeeper Jesus Christ I am snorting all over my phone 😂😂😂😂 sounds like something my oh would do!

I don't want to steal anyone's vibrator thunder but I DO have a story and it was when my son was around 4 years old.

He managed to find my pink vibrator in my bedroom (a simple plastic basic shaped one and nothing fancy or elaborate) so not only was I thankful there was no one else there when he came tootling into the living room waving it about but thinking quickly I told him it was a ring holder for all my sparkly rings.

He never found it again.