What’s going on, MNHQ?

[Alsohuman]

Apparently I haven’t posted on a thread recently, nor am I watching any. And the Boris Johnson thread has yesterday’s posts randomly mixed up with this morning’s. Is it just me or have we had a visit from the gremlins?

Tried to post on that thread and it has disappeared.

It says 51 posts on this thread and MNHQ commenting on it but I can only see about 10!

MichaelMNHQ did post here. It’s vanished.

Now loads of posts from this thread have disappeared

13 posts on here, and at the top it says that there are 51 messages!

I've just opened a thread and there was nothing there....a Schrodingers Thread!

I feel like Mumsnet is turning into an Escher picture.

My theories are
a) it's the heat
b) someone dropped acid in MNHQ's giant vat of Gin and Tonic that they use to supply their water coolers.
c) it's that unicorn's fault, the banana on his back told me (see b)

Clearly, Boris is working with the Russians to begin attacking any organisations that might undermine him. Obviously, Mumsnet would be near the top of that list.

I expect this comment will be deleted shortly.

Whats happening? (was it the thunder, last night?)

joining for updates!

Why does it say that @MNHQ have commented on this thread when they haven't???

MNHQ did comment - but the comment fucked off

It's become really unusable lately

We Are Being Silenced. Quick work Bozza

It’s standard IT upgrade protocol

1. Introduce upgrade to improve performance and remove bugs
2. Complaints start 37 seconds later that everything is going to shit
3. Realise everything really is going to shit and try to work out why
4. Try to reverse whatever the upgrade was
5. Introduce an upgrade to undo the damage of the previous upgrade

...

1. Complaints start 37 seconds later etc.

I thought they were all threads about other threads, I have been baffled this morning.

And the bookmark function is missing as well.Threads missing,posts missing.MNHQ missing.

Must be something to do with the heat.

I have been baffled this morning

As is MNHQ apparently!

it's the end of days.
And Boris hasn't even officially taken over as PM yet. It has started quicker than I thought...

Boris, apocalyptic thunderstorms, Mumsnet up the spout...
It hasn't even been 24 hours

They sent us to a thread about it in site stuff but it's lost 80+ posts so far and those that show are out of order oh yes and OP isn't the OP so not much help there either 😖

And my son’s had all his hair cut off. I blame Mumsnet.

Me too, everything i post I cant see

And my son’s had all his hair cut off. I blame Mumsnet

Ha! upping their game now, aren't they?

the milkman was 30 minutes late this morning leading to a tense cereal based standoff chez Bernard - DAMN YOU MUMSNET

This is what happens when you make Johnson PM. Everything turns to shit.