WIBU to put the twins in these

[NotAsThinkAsYouDrunkIAm]

and simply get on with my day?

Before you all start, they're made out of angle iron so are very strong, and perfectly safe.

@MLMsuperfan

Are you calling my beautiful PFTwins fat?!!

My son loves his. On offer in Argos atm 😊

Why did olde time babies look so hefty?

I reckon that second one is normal sized but wrapped in approx 15 layers because it’s -5 degrees outside.

I could have done with a couple of these when I had 4 DC under the age of 5, back in the day- all happy, healthy adults now, God knows how that happened

I'd say for not more than three or four hours at a time though

Fuck that, they’re staying in there til the street lights come on!

Isn't this what baby bouncers are for? They're tied down and getting a work out! DM used to leave me to fall asleep in mine.

I could have done with that when my twins were small. In fact I could still do with it now:)

Do they have bigger sizes for teenage DC and DH?

DM would jam part of our clothes under the table leg so we couldn't go anywhere.

Genius!

Way too late for me though.

No wonder people are so impatient for the post-Brexit utopia awaiting us all.

A bit unfair on the neighbours if the children start screaming. I'd leave them inside, shut the window & sit in it myself with a G&T.

They were developed to give babies fresh air. Fresh air makes babies sleep better.

Large dog crate will do the trick.

bloodywhitecat It's a massive outdoor playpen, you're OK until they can undo zips, so what - 3?

Definitely shut the window if the baby is crying. Who needs that shit?

So nice not to be unfairly judged.

Thank you.