Not AIBU, but I need ideas fast before we all lose the plot.
Our bloody car alarm keeps going off every night. Multiple times. Driving us, and no doubt the neighbours, insane. It goes off for 30 seconds or so, then stops. Then 20-30 mins later it will go off again, for 30 seconds. Repeat all night. By the time we get out to the car (or window) the alarm has stopped.
The car has been to the garage and they can't find any faults with it. We have tried parking it in different parts of the drive way; close to the house, in front of the garage, at the end of the drive, wherever it's parked the sodding alarm goes off .
We think it's possibly a cat, as it only ever happens at night. How on earth do we stop it if it is a cat? Anyone have any advice, short of selling the bloody thing!!