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to start a thread about all the twatish things my boss does....

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myjobsucks · 28/06/2019 14:09

such as........ let someone travel 3 hours to our premises to try and sell something to us we don't want, will never want and will never agree too?

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user1471517900 · 28/06/2019 14:11

If that's your best story.... Then I'd probably leave it.

User6949617 · 28/06/2019 14:14

Mine lets me repeatedly turn up to work to then tell me sorry we don't actually need you today. Gets super pissed when I bill them for the hours and explain why says fair enough I'll let you know in more time to only repeat the whole crap a week later.
Pretty sure some people just like to feel superior and wasting others time in a big way gives them a kick.

myjobsucks · 28/06/2019 14:16

Boss received and email and the contents of the email made their arm swell up?!

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DontBiteTheBoobThatFeedsYou · 28/06/2019 14:17

What

McSwoon · 28/06/2019 14:21

My boss recently informed me that when recording time for client contracts, if I spent half a day on X and half a day on Y - that equates to a whole day's activity.

Thanks for the ad-hoc fractions training.

crosser62 · 28/06/2019 14:23

I work for the nhs... where to start with twatty things that makes me and a million others do...... Hmm

Cheeserton · 28/06/2019 14:26

Some gibberish here.

mcmen71 · 28/06/2019 14:30

my boss walked to work today, Took a change of clothes with him stripped off his shirt in the office. He's 74 and im 47 his sister was also in the office in her 70's. I didn't know where to look.
He had shorts on and lifted a pair of trousers and I was going into myself oh no is he going to put them on in here too. Thankfully he left the office. He also had no shoes socks on but does that a lot.

VivienneHolt · 28/06/2019 14:31

Tbh, that doesn’t sound too awful. Working in law firms you meet some proper psychos. These aren’t all from the same person but several bosses I have had:

  • phoned me at 10.30pm on a Friday night which was also my birthday and said I had to come back to the office to help her locate some emails she had filed on the system but couldn’t remember exactly where
  • repeatedly talked to me in such a demeaning way that other people from different teams in our open plan office used to email me to check I was ok
  • made me drive to a different city 40 miles away on a weekend because he had forgotten to ask a client to sign a form during a meeting
  • made me sit in his car for 45 mins after a client meeting while he visited an elderly relative in a nearby nursing home
  • told me I was stupid to have got married without a prenup and that this decision indicated my judgement as a lawyer was poor
  • told a colleague about a time I, very distressingly, got groped while attending a client event as though it was a hilarious anecdote for everyone to laugh over
  • turned up to work 40 minutes late on a Friday - when the convention was for the least senior person (then me) to go and get coffees and breakfast rolls for the whole team - and was so furious that I hadn’t waited for him to get in first that he gave me a dressing down in front of the whole team

Luckily I now work for a lovely, normal, sensible boss but I have had some psychos

Birdrib · 28/06/2019 14:32

This is odd

WalksWithDinosaurs · 28/06/2019 15:14

OH!!! I could go on and on with this thread... where to start- my first job after finishing uni- not in the industry where I want to be (still am not much to my annoyance!!!)
boss used to have these staff meetings, which were literally just excuses for him to pontificate to us about various things for 3 hours while we couldn't get a word in edgeways…. In one of these he said he didn't rate the place staying open for more than 2 years- bullshit as it would mean the entire company going under as we make the components for all the products sold globally....

this rumour then spread around the site, and he had the nerve to blame me and one of the other members of staff for spreading it!!! forget the fact that the conference room wasn't exactly sound proof, and the staff kitchen has an access door which you could hear everything through!!! he got a right bollocking for blaming us though, as this rumour meant the high ups from the US having to come over to assure the staff that everything is fine!!! there was an investigation and we were cleared- but he didn't like us as we constantly stood up to his tyrannical forms of management!! I was so relieved when my contract ended!! got a fantastic reference out of the head of the company though as I had sorted out the approvals process and got all the work/forms/quality procedures under control where they'd gone up shit creek!!! made my boss fume!

hated the bastard!!!

SVRT19674 · 28/06/2019 15:22

*@VivienneHolt
I have worked for several law firms and although I am now surrounded by perfectly reasonable people, it wasn't always so.
My previous boss was a right psycho, especially to junior lawyers. Everyone had to stay in until 10 o'clock at night, even Fridays just in case a client rang or she needed anything. She would call in just to make sure everyone was there.
She would finish the claim document half an hour before the locum had to get it to Court crossing the city, photocopy it (could be 200 pages on sluggish machines), fill in the appropriate forms in triplicate and hand it over. He hated her.
She would tell me to come in at 7 am to sort the format of a document that need taking to court, she wouldn't give it to me until one and expected it to be done by 1.30. Yeah, right, all 200 pages with different levels and a myriad of tables of content, and tables...One my colleague got yesterday took her 7 hours. Luckily this is normal where I'm at now.

codenameduchess · 28/06/2019 15:29

That's pretty tame op...
my boss has:

  • worked about 6 hours in the last 2 months but claimed over a week in TOIL on top of standard 37 hour weeks
  • leaves an hour before school pick up for her kids, and it's a 3 minute drive from the office to the school
  • arranges all appointments for the middle of the work day and takes double the time it takes to attend (eg. 10 minute drive + 1 hour appointment + 10 minute drive she would be gone 2.5 hours but claim it as working time)
  • drive 75 miles for a trip and claimed 360 miles in expenses
  • arranged pointless meetings with high profile people in the industry and promised them a presentation, not turned up to the meeting and sent me or a colleague to 'cover' without telling us there was supposed to be a presentation so we've had to blag it
  • refused to give a colleague a half day to visit her seriously ill after a major surgery but left early the same day because she wanted to go to CrossFit
-let me do many, many hours of work to set up something huge that resulted in massive amount efficiency and cost savings then went behind my back and claimed she had done it to the CEO, exec board and senior management team (naturally I put them all right... )
Skittlesandbeer · 28/06/2019 15:51

I had a boss who seemed sane, until about 3 weeks in. Hired me as a national marketing manager, then actively prevented me from doing any marketing. Started micromanaging me, eventually down to making me log any call I made (my job was effectively making calls) including purpose and outcome of each call. He’d randomly check by calling them himself (which made the whole industry class him a nutter).

One day he decided he wanted rid of me, but the law prevented him from booting me out. He immediately set about a campaign to force me to resign, so he didn’t have to pay me out. This included company-wide memos every morning, banning random things he thought I valued. Like, he banned my model of mobile phone from the building. Only mine. And the brand of biscuits (which I brought in to share).

Oh, and he had me move from my office to the store cupboard. Yep, an actual windowless, tiny room with shelves and mops. My toilet breaks were timed, and I had to get his express permission to even go. He’d leave the office on purpose, so I couldn’t wee (except a sympathetic colleague would sneak me to the loo).

He pretended to ‘give in’, and handed me an envelope that supposedly had my money in it, and told me fuck off. I knew that if I left without the money, I’d never get back in so I checked. Empty envelope. Handed it back. Stayed on.

I withstood it for a month. I stayed cheerful, helpful and calm. Took legal advice (not UK). The whole company slowly came out of the fog of fear and servitude and started giving him grief for how he was treating me. Morale was so bad, productivity was at 0.

He finally gave up, and paid up. He could hardly speak he was so purple with rage. I was almost sorry not to see if his sad little black heart gave a final tiny ‘pop’ later that day. Worst. Boss. Ever.

myjobsucks · 28/06/2019 16:08

Boss told everyone and I mean about 30 people, partner was having chemotherapy. Not true.

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myjobsucks · 28/06/2019 16:09

Boss gave dog my lunch.

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myjobsucks · 28/06/2019 16:10

Another day took my lunch home and ate it for dinner.

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myjobsucks · 28/06/2019 16:11

Told everyone including family that Dr said hearing was at 5%. Not true.

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myjobsucks · 28/06/2019 16:16

Show boss the soles of my footwear to “prove” my footprints in the snow and not a trespasser.

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Halloumimuffin · 28/06/2019 16:16

My boss treats me as their PA, except I'm not and even if I was these tasks are unreasonable. It ranges from sending me emails telling me to email another person on their behalf, stating the exact text that should be used (how efficient!) to literally ordering me to pick things up that they have dropped. Another thing they like is getting me to do reports that take ages and then shouting at me because they don't like the data. Or demanding I do time-consuming tasks and then when I'm finished asking me why I did it.

Halloumimuffin · 28/06/2019 16:17

@Skittlesandbeer I feel like you're going to win this thread!

myjobsucks · 28/06/2019 16:18

Went on holiday, saw GP, died in the surgery, was resuscitated and walked home. Do I even need to add.... Not true!

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myjobsucks · 28/06/2019 16:19

skittlesandbeer WTAF?

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Oysterbabe · 28/06/2019 16:25

My boss gives me 10 different things to do as highest priority.
She also killed one of my clients. Probably. The clients wife reckons that boss was such a bitch when she spoke to him that it exacerbated his illness and led to a faster demise.

H2OH20Everywhere · 28/06/2019 16:44

First boss I worked in after graduating. The boss was a difficult man to work with, but he was elderly (in his 80s), had set the business up from scratch and had done very well with it, and had a heart of gold so I forgave him. His second in command though was another matter.

He knew he was supposed to be taking over the company, so decided he didn't actually have to do anything. He'd take many days off on holiday, but not put them in the book, so boss would get cross with me for it not being recorded. I did, once, write them in and SIC was not happy at all! Apparently he'd been away 'on business' (he hadn't!).

He wanted me to do all his work as he basically couldn't. I gave as little help as possible, seeing as it wasn't my job and I had no intention of covering up his incompetence.

DP, who also worked there, put in a complaint about SIC who treated him terribly. He included stuff he thought boss should know, which was general knowledge in the company. I got the blame from SIC for DP knowing, even though it was talked about in from of DP by everyone else. (They all blamed me too!)

The day I left, SIC sat me down and told me he hoped I'd act more maturely in the future and learn not to spread gossip (see above). He then went on to advice me about my dealings with DP, mentioning one thing in particular, which I had never mentioned to him and which he could only have learnt about by listening to office gossip. The irony wasn't lost on me.

He got his comeuppance. The auditors came in and went through the books. He'd not be intelligent enough to better hide the fact that he'd been using company money to make improvements on his own house. He got fired, and thus lost a huge inheritence that he would have had otherwise. Can't say I was at all unhappy to hear that.

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