To avoid my neighbour forever...

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Nc for this as I'm actually quite embarrassed.

The daily mail are a bunch of dingleberries.

Anyway...got a bit carried away playing in the garden with my 2 year old today and decided to literally gallop like a horse, whilst enthusiastically shouting "nayyyy""nayyyyy". Toddler is loving my horse impression which only spurred me on further to create an obstacle course for "horsey" me to complete.

I look up and my neighbour is in her upstairs window looking absolutely horrified and backed away slowly as our eyes met.

I can't ever cross paths with her again, can I?!

Brilliant.

My aunt used to do this for me when I was a toddler

I suggest your neighbour needs to unclench the

Last night I stood on my patio singing "who's my hunky doodle boy?" to my cat. I went on quite a while before I realised my neighbour and his mother were sitting on his patio, just behind my fence.

Classic

In the nicest possible way fuck your neighbour.
There is nothing more pure and joyful than acting like an idiot to entertain your child. Those are moments to cherish. Next time you see her ask if she has any polos .

Hold your head high with dignity, you have nothing to be ashamed of!

Haha shiny That's brilliant!

I could do moke DH thinks I should quietly "nay"....

Last night I stood on my patio singing "who's my hunky doodle boy?" to my cat.

😂😂😂

Oh gawd, I'm forever talking absolute shite to my dogs in the garden. And at the yard, I talk nonsense to the horse, in various languages. I'm pretty sure my neighbours think I'm off my rocker.

I was dancing in the kitchen when my local councillor came to my door to discuss a controversial planning issue. A few weeks later he came round canvassing and saw me dancing in the kitchen AGAIN.

I often ask the dog if he'd like to go and see the fish. He's fascinated by the frogs in the pond, too. When he's doing a long winded poo, I'll talk to him and ask if he's finished his old man poo yet. Oh God, I need to move, don't I? 🤣

I love this!!

I do a great horse impression too. You gotta own it.

If it makes you feel any better I forgot to put my boob away after breastfeeding the other day and a random person walked past the house and looked straight into my living room at me.

Love it 😂 I'd just pretend it hadn't happened

I talk to my 3 month old all the time! Today I was asking her opinion on my supermarket shopping - people must think I’m crazy! I probably am

I once tried to put up a shed with tow bickering children in tow. So. Much. Rage. Didn't dare catch a neighbours eye for weeks.

I once had to send ds2 to ndn to retrieve my flip flop

The best part about having kids is being able to act like a kid.

If it was you and your DH in the garden then you would have something to be embarrassed about 😂

DD1 likes to pretend I am a giant slug coming to eat (no, don't ask). The only way she will get into bed is if The Unkind Slug is chasing her.

Recently at nursery pick up she asked, "Mummy, when we go home can I have crackers? And then will you crawl around the floor on your belly and say blergh blergh I'm a nasty slimy slug to me? Like last night?"

Other parents + keyworker: wtf

Awww if I was your neighbour I’d just gaze wistfully at you remember the days when my own DCs would actually want to spend time with me!

You sound like an awesome parent.

🐎 🐴

I'd be laughing and then wave if I was your neighbour

is there any chance your toddler was out of her view so it looked like you were doing it for your own entertainment

My boob popped out as I reached over to sign for a parcel yesterday and the poor bloke got a lactating nipple inches from his hand... i think I’ll have to redirect my post to work forever

My neighbours spend their life laughing at me
Falling out of a taxi in last nights clothes with no shoes at 10am
Locking myself out and having to climb in the window
Singing to the cat

DD1 likes to pretend I am a giant slug coming to eat (no, don't ask). The only way she will get into bed is if The Unkind Slug is chasing her

Omg brilliant. I hope I am this fun when DD is older. I may have to steal the giant slug game. 😂

send her an invite to come and play horsies - I dare you

I spent this morning sat in a paddling pool in the rain, under an umbrella with my toddler who refuses to believe they are more fun in the warm dry weather...but my neighbours already think we are fucking nuts eccentric and just wave as they head off to work laughing.

When I first moved in our house 7 years ago, I was standing in my bathroom, peeping out of the window onto the garden patio below at my new neighbours..I was having a good old nosey at them all when they looked up and I ducked away 🙈
We haven’t spoken since 😬 (tbf, not due to that..she’s just kind of a bitch)