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To want to strangle DP?

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PregnantOnPurpose · 23/06/2019 20:16

I made a lovely cheesecake last night, put it in the fridge to have a piece after dinner today.

We had dinner around 2pm, and I felt a but sicky (pregnant) so i went up to bed for a lie down. I've just come downstairs to watch a film with DP.

We both fancied a bit of my cheese cake for the film so I went to get us some.
Open the fridge and there only half of the fucking thing left.

Hes eaten half of a massive cheesecake in one day.
Apparently he had a quarter this morning, and a quarter after dinner.

I said he was a pig and cut him a regular person size piece, he took the knife out of my hand and said hes not having a 'childs slice' and cut himself another bloody quarter!

Are you kidding me?! He's all skin and bone aswell so it makes it worse!

Then we sat down to watch the film and he chirped "enjoying your childs slice?"

My DP is a bloody pig.

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AnathemaPulsifer · 23/06/2019 20:18

So he gets three quarters, you get one quarter? What a greedy pig.

YouTheCat · 23/06/2019 20:20

How is he still breathing - stealing the cheesecake from his pregnant wife?

Tallgreenbottle · 23/06/2019 20:20

I'd be more annoyed he ate over 3/4 of a cheesecake that I fucking well made. Pigs act like that. I couldn't be married to a pig who ate more than their share.

Is he an only child OP? My older brother (19yrs difference) is like that and his fiancee agrees it's because he was an only growing up and didn't get his arse handed to him for eating more than his share - like he would've with siblings 😂

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PregnantOnPurpose · 23/06/2019 20:22

Theres a little left as I could never eat a quarter in one sitting. Its nutella and oreo so very sickly.

It doesnt help that I'm full of hormones. I could happily feed him to pigs now. (Recently found out pigs are capable of eating a whole human, bones and all!)

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PregnantOnPurpose · 23/06/2019 20:24

Hes not even an only child, he has two brothers, he is the middle child though..

I just cant believe this scrawny bugger has nearly polished off an entire cheesecake to himself in one day! Men.. or just my man Angry

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Orangeballon · 23/06/2019 20:42

I could do that quite easily, cheesecake is for eating not keeping.

tashac89 · 23/06/2019 20:44

I have a manthing exactly the same. Stick thin and constantly stuffing his face. It used to bother me that he ate all of everything but as I'm dieting extreme right now and love baking, it's very helpful Grin

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PregnantOnPurpose · 23/06/2019 20:45

But it would have been nice to keep for a couple of days, I would have made a smaller one if I knew be would just demolish it today.

I definitely wont be making another with proper oreos or nutella, way to expensive to make to not last at least 2 days!

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Cheeserton · 23/06/2019 20:46

Very foolish behaviour. YANBU.

FelixFelicis6 · 23/06/2019 20:53

This is so selfish of him. Does he has any other selfish streaks?

BananasAreTheSourceOfEvil · 23/06/2019 20:55

Unforgivable. Strangle away.

TheInebriati · 23/06/2019 20:58

Ask him in a concerned voice if he has worms.

Treaclesweet · 23/06/2019 20:59

Fucking selfish. I would have said, oh you've already had your half and not given him any.

KM99 · 23/06/2019 21:58

Speaking as an only child who has an only child, I find the reverse to be true. We never had to fight for a share so don't take more on purpose.

My OH had a younger sibling and he still talks about having to fight for his share. He's always the one to help himself to the biggest piece.

redspider1 · 23/06/2019 22:00

Skinny on the outside can mean fat on the inside. He’s strangling his own arteries so I’d leave him be.

HereForAdvice2019 · 23/06/2019 22:03

My dp when fancies something will eat a huge portion. As in a whole apple crumble or. Something.
He's not over weight or Anything and otherwise healthy
I don't mind as we both like different desserts, I'm. More a pavlova and he's hot puddings.
And yep. Ive eaten a whole one in a day.

midgeland · 23/06/2019 22:05

Eh? He's had his half - the rest is yours!

Though as a selfish only child perhaps I would say that.

DerelictWreck · 23/06/2019 22:18

Yabu to tell him how big a slice he can have - if he wants to eat two big pieces that's fienb

But he is being way more unreasonable to expect more than his share! If he'd already eaten half when you got to it then that should have been it!

Preggosaurus9 · 23/06/2019 22:20

Selfish arse. Is he like this with other things too? He is going to get a shock when baby arrives.

SgtFredColon · 23/06/2019 22:21

You should have just not let him have anymore. Problem solved!

AtrociousCircumstance · 23/06/2019 22:23

Greedy selfish twat of a man. Sigh.

Cryalot2 · 23/06/2019 22:26

Op sorry but it gave me a laugh.
I knew before I finished reading he was going to be skinny .
FlowersCake

bitchfromhell · 23/06/2019 22:26

Ah fuck, now I want cheesecake. Strangle him for me too.

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