To always fart at weddings

[hipslikecinderella]

Since I had dcs the main formal events I get invited to are weddings and I always wondered why I often farted at them, but not really elsewhere. Then connected it's the only time I ever wore heels too. Must have been something to do with the position of my pelvis and posture. Its largely fine now, but is this horrific?

I am HOWLING at the poem

LOL at the poem
Nerves, uncomfortable clothing and rich food are probably to blame.

I think eating and then sitting still for long periods, eg on trains or planes, or in exams, can also be quite fart-provoking.

I never wear heels, but I eat a lot of beans,

which produces awesome farts if I do weight-lifting at the gym afterwards