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To ask for you tell me when you laughed so hard you cried?

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GetMeOffThisCycleOfMysery · 22/06/2019 09:39

Tell me when you laughed so hard you cried!

The more random the better. Following this old tweet: twitter.com/GraceSpelman/status/635983048622931968?s=19

The replies had me belly laughing.

One of my stories. My brother and I went to the pictures, no idea what the film was, but it was an MGM film.

I know this, because as the lights dimmed, the opening credits came up and the MGM lion roared. Without missing a beat, I whispered to my brother, "That lion's dead now."

He turned at me, looking confused then started silently shaking with laughter. Realising what I said, I whispered, "Oh god. I mean the big man with the gong!"

My brother - looking even more confused as to what I was on about - at this point, was nearly convulsing from trying to hold his laughter in, inside the quiet cinema. Then tears started rolling down his cheeks.

I was already in silent hysterics too, laughing at him and the fact that I couldn't laugh loudly as a film was playing. I was clutching my stomach, tears were streaming and I was breathless from trying to hold it in. I had to get up and run out of the auditorium. Got outside into the corridor, collapsed in a heap on the floor, cry-laughing, while people stared at me.

Took me ten minutes to compose myself, missed the start of the film, but I went back in. But every now and then one of us would start silently giggling again and would set the other off. Just both sat there shoulders shaking quietly.

Incidentally. When I said "That Lion's dead now!" what I meant was, the week before, the man who bangs the gong at the start of the Rank films had died in real life. Somehow in my head, I got muddled up when the lion came onto the screen. Hence my seemingly random comment.

Would love to hear yours.

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BlamesFartsOnTheNeighbour · 22/06/2019 21:07

A couple of weeks ago, when we'd spotted a spider in the pram. DH went to shake it off and I said "look out, it's on your tshirt". He screamed and started dancing around like Nureyev on speed slapping ineffectually at his chest. Simple, yet highly effective Grin

TheZeppo · 22/06/2019 21:15

This is a bit niche (and totally outing!)

Context is, I was VERY single (standing joke in the group). We had to read a speech from Much Ado, in a circle, stopping at random points. My turn came and it was... “When I said I would die a bachelor...”

I think you maybe had to be there 🤣

SmellMySmellbow · 22/06/2019 21:27

The throwing raw chicken at a toddler has made me cry-laugh tonight

MuffinManbag · 22/06/2019 22:21

Went to Wigan with DH and into a bakery to buy dd a gingerbread man. Assistant says we haven’t got gingerbread but we’ve got shartbread. DH looked puzzled and says ‘shartbread?... shart.. bread?’ He hasn’t twigged it’s her accent and I had to say quickly to him ‘she means shortbread.’ Really struggled to keep straight faces while he paid and then both collapsed laughing outside.
Another..
Went to watch a show with parents. DF isn’t the most patient person, and it took forever to get out of the carpark afterwards. He was huffing and puffing and the atmosphere in the car wasn’t great. After queuing ages to get out we got onto the dual carriageway and immediately hit roadworks plus accident and huge queue. By the time we’d crawled to our junction my dad was popping blood vessels. He razzed up the sliproad, around the roundabout and because of the roadworks, got confused, took the wrong turn and went straight back onto the jammed A road we’d just come off. DM and I just caught each other’s eye and that was it. Silent tears of laughter all the way home while my DF fumed at his mistake.

WhoWants2Know · 22/06/2019 22:36

I just remembered a time when my kids were into a story called Grandmother Spider Brought the Sun, and they were super excited by finding a spider in a lovely web in the garden.

When their dad came home, they ran squealing up to him, proud to show him their find-- and his startled response to the shrieking and the word "spider" was to karate chop the fuck out of the web, sending grandmother spider hurtling through the air, before his horrified children.

Katkincake · 22/06/2019 22:40

This morning whilst browsing Twitter - finding the clip about a politician from Pakistan having a cat selfie filter accidentally applied to him during a live press conference. I was howling for ages Grin

BlackForestChateau · 22/06/2019 22:43

Girl at school had her bag searched because her friend thought she was carrying weed. Turned out to be mixed herbs for her food tech project. She was livid with her friend and I was in tears behind my PC.

alltoomuchrightnow · 22/06/2019 22:47

thanks for this! I"m sitting here crying and wheezing at the shart bread, the unfortunate ballet dancer and the hedgehog. I'll try and find my funniest.. need to look on Youtube

SlowCooked · 22/06/2019 22:50

I remember as students waiting in line at a Specsavers in North London. Strict looking older lady with a posh accent barges in and shows the guy standing there her glasses and says: 'I'd like a couple of screws pls'. That was me done. My friend was heroic and so was the man serving and kept faces straight but I was clutching on to my friend in a fit and in the end had to leave. Just how she pushed in as she discounted us a young girls not as important as her and then her very stern posh voice. Grin

SamBaileys · 22/06/2019 22:50

The snapped and farted thread on here a while ago had me crying laughing, funniest thing ever.

sockatoe · 22/06/2019 22:51

@Aebj is your husband military? This one had me laughing too - all hail your mop skills GrinStar

alltoomuchrightnow · 22/06/2019 22:51
It's the way the legs come out that does it for me...like he's auditioning for Cirque de Soleil...
crispysausagerolls · 22/06/2019 22:56

Last weekend I hid inside with the spare car keys and DS whilst DH unloaded shopping from the boot. Every time he shut the boot I used the keys to open it. He completely fucking lost it after about 5 minutes and I was shaking with laughter and DS, bless him, was laughing hysterically too as if he got the joke (he didn’t, he’s 1), which made me laugh even more. DH also found it hilarious when I finally told him.

alltoomuchrightnow · 22/06/2019 22:57

LadyHonoria...you've reminded me of best friend and me's most used phrase...we've had it about 11 years now and use it for pretty much everything that's even vaguely iffy...
She dated this guy briefly..I say briefly as he was incredibly handsome but also incredibly dim. They went for a romantic walk in the park and sat down on a bench by the lake. Heron comes into view and this guy just freaks!! Turns out he's never seen a heron in his entire life! (back then, about 35 yrs)... Turns to her and in strong Brummie accent ' Sandra, what the fuck is this? What IS it? It's like some fucking dinosaur! It's fucking prehistoric! It's not right! It's prehistoric it is! SANDRA IT'S NOT RIGHT!'''

Goatrider · 22/06/2019 22:58

I love the chicken thrown to the child story 😆

Isleepinahedgefund · 22/06/2019 22:58

The latest times:

At work about a disastrous outing in the rain to a meeting last week - still making me randomly chuckle.

At work again, about the unnecessarily frequent use of the word "large" in a technical document

We have too much fun at work. We're in absolute stitches at least once a week.

anitagreen · 22/06/2019 22:59

@LadyMonicaBaddingham ooh where will I find that thread?

sockatoe · 22/06/2019 22:59

@crispysausagerolls if you have a flymo, may I recommend a similar technique with the plug socket...comedy genius Wink

happybunny007 · 22/06/2019 23:00

When me and my friend were looking through blokes dating profiles.

alltoomuchrightnow · 22/06/2019 23:02

Liam Neeson the cat!!!!!!

lashy · 22/06/2019 23:06

At a pub quiz with a bunch of friends and the question was 'what is the name of the Bond villain who throws his steel-rimmed bowler hat as a weapon? With a very straight face, my friend quickly leaned in close and said 'Blowjob'. I nearly spat my drink out with laughter, knowing full well the answer was 'Oddjob'.
I just couldn't stop laughing at her response and sat chuckling for ages with tears in my eyes. Some other regulars sat opposite us started laughing at me laughing and it became contagious. Just as I thought I'd got over it and calmed down, my friends response would spring back to mind and set me off again.

Pinkarsedfly · 22/06/2019 23:08

Today, watching my hungover DH trying to get out of a hammock.

It was the look of totally defeated resignation on his face that did it. I’ve been randomly laughing at the memory of it all day.

ibuiltahomeforyou · 22/06/2019 23:09

I was once a cub reporter interviewing a kind, elderly member of the Rotary society about a Morris dancing competition. He mentioned that the two men forming a pantomime horse accompanying the Morris side had fallen into to River Thames and had to swim out during the middle of their performance.

I had to put the phone down because I was laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂

crispysausagerolls · 22/06/2019 23:12

sockatoe

OMG what is a flymoe and can I get one without DH knowing?!

AgentCooper · 22/06/2019 23:12

I’m just back from a holiday on Arran. I’m Scottish and before I went a lovely English colleague was asking me about the island. She said ‘ooh but are there lots of midgets there? I can’t stand them.’

Obviously she meant midges but I was dying Grin