Neighbour's garden party

[BollocksToBrexit]

It's a major bank holiday where I live. Parties everywhere. My neighbour is preparing for one. BBQ is out, marquee is up, kids everywhere and the music is blaring.

I could live with all of that. They're nice neighbours and it's a one off party after all. But my god, the music. I think their playlist must be named Eurovision: The Ultimate Collection. I think they need an intervention.

AIBU if I stay at home for the raising of the Midsummer Pole and remove all their fuses while they're there? Or should I just endure 24 hours of Bucks Fizz?

I want to go to that party! Cheesy music, pj’s, Cornettos, alcohol, it sounds brilliant!

Order some noise cancelling headphones ready for there next party. That song you linked to is agonisingly awful

LimitIsUp

Force yourself to listen a couple more times. All Eurovision songs sound shit the first time but they grow on you. Except the UK entries recently.