AIBU in thinking about having 3 legs.

[Mysterian]

If you had 3 legs with the accompanying 3 buttocks, do you think you would have a bum hole in both the valleys, or just in one? And which crack would it be in? Would it be random or would left handed people have a left bum hole and righties a right bum hole?

And if the extra leg is central, would the big toe be in the middle of the 5, or would there be a big one on each end?

Or maybe the third leg comes out the back at the bottom of your spine and goes backwards so you stand like a tripod, and if so would the foot on it face backwards?

If you've got one fanjo at the front though, which two legs is it in between?

I feel certain that the tripod leg set up is what would work, and the positioning being similar to a tail, I reckon you'd probably hook it up out of the way or yoga bench it in some manner - to ride a bike the usual biped way. One anus, underneath said third tripod leg, one privates (either gender) up front as usual between two legs. I am however, distinctly unhappy about the idea or no foot on the tripod leg... though maybe it could just have like a knuckle, like a closed fist on the end (just thinking on my feet here!) Sex wise, you could probably use said third leg quite well in on top positions to increase the up and down movement....

Well, how many bum holes do cows have? I feel this is key.

Just one each. Also only one vagina.

I presume those in favour of the double fanjo are of post-menopausal age? Otherwise things could get expensive once a month.

I'd like to take this opportunity of thanking you OP for such an important and scientific topic for discussion. Preparation is clearly key in these matters.

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll this isn't going to degenerate into a camel-toe discussion I hope.

I need to get some of whatever you guys are smoking!!!