AIBU to think I might be hungry?

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I recently did something irrelevant to this but today I am feeling rumbles in my stomach area. I'm also thinking of food and my mouth keeps watering. If it helps, I haven't eaten for ages too.

Do you think I could be hungry?

Have you tried inhaling thin air??

Have you tried a spa day? Nice stomach massage perhaps?

Have you consumed more than 1000 calories today - if so it can’t possibly be hunger, maybe POAS

You're probably pregnant. No, I know, you're on the pill, past the menopause and haven't had sex for six months, but you should still get a pregnancy test. And obviously don't drink ANYTHING until you know for sure.

Congratulations!

Maybe try this

What a revelation! I had no idea that not eating could possibly result in a person feeling hungry.

In other news this week, I've learned that the Pope's catholic. We all live and learn

Trip trap, trip, trap over the bridge.

LTB

Cancel the cheque!

Get your ducks in a row.
No is a full sentence.
Did you mean to be so rude?

Best to go no contact.

Have we left the bastard yet?