Going back to work and I can't use my words

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I'm coming to the end of mat leave 2nd baby and starting a new role in quite a senior management type role.

I am so nervous partly because it's been nearly a year but mainly because 'me no speak good'. The few KIT days and adult conversations I've had have been mumbly stuttered poorly worded and I can't even think of the right words most of the time.

Given a bit of time to think I can be quite articulate (believe it or not) but so far it's just been embarrassing. I'm worried I'm going to make a terrible first impression on my new team.

IABU to feel this way? Does anyone have any advice on how to improve? I listen to loads of podcasts so my brain is active but it just won't connect with my mouth.

It’s time to put your phone down and SLEEP!!

I could have written this! Sleep is of course a good idea but DD has other ideas. I pre warned a few folk about it and generally make light of it. I’m hoping it sorts itself out in a few weeks.

I'm like this. And I get people expecting a lot from me, then my entire speech faculty goes fubar.

It's really common. I work as a dentist. First day back after Mat leave, I couldn't remember the words drill and mirror.
It comes back pretty quick though. I'd give it a week or so and you'll be grand

Funny you should mention sleep. I've forgotten what that is too. DD hasn't slept well in months. She wakes up 4 times on a "good' night although most nights it's constant. Sitting up with her right now. This could have something to do with it.

Ha I am back 8 weeks and still tripping over my words, massive imposter syndrome! And worried I’m just winging it!
No real practical advice (aside from listen to some ted talks for you industry, and maybe a bit more radio 4 a little less heart FM! Just to zone you in!) but you are not alone. We’re all bloody mush after being at home with babies!

When your poor brain is having to dumb itself down to Pepper Pig level day in and day out it's not surprising you lose the ability to hold a sensibly worded adult conversation.

But don't worry, after a few days filled with adult conversations proper grown up words will start to come flooding back.