To wonder wtf I am looking at here?

[barrararA]

I mean. I don't know what to say...

So now we know what Balonz actually looks like.

And it drags itself across the floor at night, using it’s wonky arms to pull itself up on your bed, searching for eyes to steal...

@Mokepon

"Do they mean silicon?"

Silicone I'd imagine.

Looks like Chucky’s got himself a second career.

It’s a Friday afternoon job. Whoever fashioned it got fed up faffing, thought “ah, fuck it” and joined their colleagues for an after work pint down the boozer.

Google reborn dolls. I feel like Louis Theroux or someone did a show about this movement.

Where the fuk are his eyes?????? 😱

Think it got a bit bashed up and stretched in the post on it's way from the factory in China....

That will haunt me.

It's like a reborn Frankenstein baby, with bits taken from about 4 or 5 others. Please let Santa know I don't want one.

Thanks for giving us all nightmares.

I think you should offer to collect it for the fee of £50 and set it on fire.

And Selecon is the name by which you will know him.

Why did I read the responses and still click on that photo before bed? Selecon baby is definitely going to haunt my dreams tonight.

Not to be dark but... you don’t think that maybe that doll has been modelled on a real baby that had a genetic condition, do you? A baby that didn’t live long past birth? (Hence the reborn doll)?

How awfully sad if the people selling are the “parents”?

I appreciate im REALLY reaching, but I feel like this is the “For sale: baby shoes, never worn” for the Facebook generation.

I was trying to think of something witty to say, but I just keep going back and looking at it in horror! 😱

I really really don’t want to know if he’s supposed to take after his mum and dad, because that image would never leave me.

This just made me feel pretty sad. Obvs there’s a market for - what can I say - items? like these

Serious question, did the legs fall off and so the seller decided to reattach by sticking a nappy on it? Makes Annabelle look like Malibu Barbie.

If babies looked like that no one would have them.

Wow.

Looks like that weird fucking puppet from kids TV years ago. Pob.

Yikes

No everyone knows Pob is Michael Gove

This has made me feel really sad it looks like a child who is ill or starved or neglected or something.

What has been seen cannot be unseen

Has to be modelled on this.