annoyed with dh for stinking out every room with his farts?

[DrNortherner]

I know they have to come out, but today he is like a bloomin chemical plant.

I complain and he laughs as he finds it so funny.

Do men ever grow up?

no.

they are mostly vile.

I just don't understand the whole farts=funny thing.

The stinker and louder the fart is, the more satisfied they are...no men do not grow up

Light some candles. Why are men so much stinkier even if they eat the same things?

give him a cork

I really hate that word - f**t! I can't even bring myself to type it! My dh is exactly the same. He finds it hilarious - I don't. They never grow up when it comes to 'blowing off'!

A friend of mine works in an office with all men and they fart all the time, so she lights an incense sticks, they all hate it, but it stops them.

DH managed to clear a whole coach of soldiers his are so bad, and is so proud of them, I sleep with a can of OUST next to me.