What kind of psychopath.....

[HeyAssbutt]

Lighthearted

Puts whistles in a party bag?! Whistles!!!! Party of 4 year olds and you could see every parent there getting the same expression when their dcs were given their party bags and they pulled out a whistle. Well that's just great, I now have to spend the afternoon listening to them blowing that fucking thing until I can think of a creative way for it to disappear. Aibu to think that's just evil!

Any other 'brilliant' party bag gifts?

I like the idea of doing one decent thing instead of lots of crappy things

The party bag wasn't too bad, cake crisps and haribo, was just the bubbles and bouncy ball I his away lol

my dickhead brother bought my son a drum kit for christmas. a huge full size drumkit. this year his kids are getting recorders, the sheet music to three blind mice and the promise of £20 each if they can play it for me by easter.

Lol I once made the mistake of buying These little slimy snakes. I did not realise they stick to the walls and leave oily marks on the walls. Ds loves them though. Strangely they all seem to be on a holiday at the moment in the damn bin

A few years back. We went to a party for a South African child. The parents gave out bloody vuvuzelas 😬🙀

Damn bouncy balls and glitter. I'm still finding glitter on our bread and in dd2 nappy and feet.

Those fucking whistles that only work if you blow them under water. They sound like bird noises 😡