I need some suggestions

[venturingback]

They are driving me nuts, neighbours from hell are having yet another party, and I want to burst their bloody bubble.

Sun is out, que loud music and singing, and general fucking obnoxious behaviour.

It's been going on since 1 today, I want to fucking scream. I don't give a shit that it's only 9pm now. I want revenge strategies. I'm fucked off with the screaming and sing alongs, I'm fucked off that I can't use my garden, I'm fucked off that my other neighbours with small children are having a nightmare getting their kids to sleep... yes we are all texting each other's but we are all far too bloody nice to say anything.

AIBU to want to murder my neighbours, yes I probably am, but at the moment I want to go into the communal car park and scream at them.

I do wonder why people can't enjoy the sunshine without forcing their music, conversation, and singalongs on others. Surely they can keep the volume down on stereos and talk and sing quietly so only they hear it. Why do they imagine everybody wants to hear them?
There is something seriously wrong with people who can't understand that the rest of the neighbourhood wants to enjoy their time in the sun too - wether its reading, snoozing or having their own conversations at normal volume.

Have you asked them to quieten down? O r brought it up when they aren't in party mode? nothing in your OP suggests they'd be aggressive or violent, its worth a try before you spontaneously combust

Stink bombs right next to the fence.

This is a regular occurrence, they really don't give a shit. They have broken their neighbours fence before during one of their parties. They really don't care, they don't care that they disturb others. Their view is their house they can do what they want: I've had words before about their son playing in the car park - I almost ran him over, well he will learn was the response.

@TabbyMumz stink bombs I like it

Sorry - I see you asked for suggestions.

All neighbours acting in unison to protest?

Yes OP I'm thinking of getting some in for next time my neighbour is getting drunk in her garden in the middle of the night.

Suggestions and ideas are what I am after, what can I do to mess with them? They drive me and our other nice neighbours nuts.

Maybe you and your neighbours should have a street party with marching band at 6am tomorrow?

I think both you and your other neighbour need to inconvenience yourselves for one Sunday morning and get up early to start very noisy DIY or lawn mowing. You will have to apologise to every other neighbour though.

Or to minimise collateral damage you could play knock and run every 30 minutes from 5am onwards

Could you get some sprinklers that go off occasionally and are ‘accidentally’ angles to scoosh water over your fence and into their garden?

I am still liking the stink bombs. Thank you for letting me rant, it prevented me from ranting at them. Which would not have gone well, all is quiet today, so assuming they have the hangovers from hell.