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Why is this weird thing in our wardrobe and how did it get there?

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5foot5 · 29/05/2019 11:34

At the weekend DH and I were carrying out a long overdue overhaul of our wardrobe and DH decided to dispose of most of his ties. Over the years he had built up quite a collection; however, he seldom needs to wear one these days so he threw almost all of them away. The ties lived on a little rail inside the wardrobe door. Once the majority of them had been removed DH found something very strange lurking underneath. He assumed that I must have an explanation because he didn't know why it was there, but I honestly have no idea and have no memory of ever having done this.

The mystery item? A small, green rubber glove (just one) with the open end tied with a piece of string which was then used to suspend it from the rail. I will try to include a picture.

We are both completely perplexed. I did ask DD (now in her 20s) whether she might have hung it there as a child as part of some game but she knows nothing about it and, actually, I don't remember that she ever did play about in our wardrobe or even in our room.

I am thinking it must have been there for years and years since we have so completely forgotten it. We have lived in this house for more than 20 years but we did bring the wardrobe with us from the old house, though surely we would have emptied it to move it? Maybe not. We hired one of those removal firms that packs everything for you so I suppose they could have moved it full or just taken out the old contents and replaced them at the other end. After this length of time I just can't remember.

Can any mumsnetters think of any rational explanation why a rubber glove might have been hung like that? My best guess so far is that one of us might have read some household tip about looking after ties or keeping your wardrobe fresh or something and acted on it, but obviously long since forgot. Does anyone recall ever having seen any advice along those lines sometime in the last 20-odd years?

It is also weird that it is so small. I have small hands but I don't think it would fit me. Maybe it shrank. Maybe it is very stretchy. I don't fancy trying it on to find out just in case it once contained something and there is still a residue.

Why is this weird thing in our wardrobe and how did it get there?
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maras2 · 29/05/2019 12:48

viques Star Grin

belly0788 · 29/05/2019 12:50

DH has been spanking his monkey :-)

LemonRedwood · 29/05/2019 12:51

It's a magic glove, green in your wardrobe and bright blue on my screen.

I was going to say that!

chickensdontpocktheypeck · 29/05/2019 13:04

It’s blue
Has it got jizz in it?

QuestionableMouse · 29/05/2019 13:08

I'm going with something to do with the removal men. When my auntie moved earlier this year they all wore gloves. Helps them grip, apparently.

PrincessTiggerlily · 29/05/2019 13:10

Is it ordinary string - it looks like cord of some sort, is that a clue?

5foot5 · 29/05/2019 13:21

It is definitely green - maybe the colours haven't come out well in the photo.

DD works in a lab but only for the last year or so. I am pretty sure she know nothing about it.

The string does look like twine - maybe in a dark wardrobe it would perish less quickly than in a garden?

If DH had been doing anything illicit with the glove then why would he draw my attention to it by saying "Ugh! What's that? Did you put it there?"

Intrigued by the idea of the removal men from 20 years ago trying to wind us up.

When I get home I will have to look in it and have a sniff.

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YetAnotherSpartacus · 29/05/2019 13:24

If DH had been doing anything illicit with the glove then why would he draw my attention to it by saying "Ugh! What's that? Did you put it there?"

Maybe you were supposed to breathe heavily and say 'no, but I wish I had!'.

SparklyMagpie · 29/05/2019 13:27

Shitty home made mittens, the type that have the connecting string

seesawteddy · 29/05/2019 13:27

I think it was your daughter trying to play a trick on you as a child and she has now completely forgotten about it.

oohyoudevilyou · 29/05/2019 13:39

Anyone in the house had a finger or hand injury and used the glove to keep dressings dry when showering or washing?

Whatisthisfuckery · 29/05/2019 13:43

Sniff the fingers.

5foot5 · 29/05/2019 13:44

Lots of interesting ideas. I wish I could remember!!

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1forAll74 · 29/05/2019 13:46

I think it's the removal men's idea of a joke, they sometimes wear these type of gloves.They have to contend with wooden splinters, and heaving stuff round tight corners in houses. Some removal men have a funny sense of humour,especially what they have to come across in some houses.

I have moved house many times over the years, I once found a wrapped up bag of chips and a fishcake,stuffed into a bedside cabinet after moving day, thankfully found it after two days though.

clairethewitch70 · 29/05/2019 14:00

Have you pissed anyone off that has access to your house? May be some strange spell/witchcraft?

PrincessTiggerlily · 29/05/2019 14:01

My mother came across a tall white tube snaking up the back of her wardrobe - turned out she had pushed a potato in the toe of her shoe the previous summer to stretch the leather and it had sprouted a shoot 5 feet long in its search for light!

Cruelstepmother · 29/05/2019 14:26

Is there anything inside the glove OP? Traces of powder or liquid?

5foot5 · 29/05/2019 14:36

PrincessTiggerlily Oh my!! That would totally freak me out

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chickensdontpocktheypeck · 29/05/2019 19:30

Could you really not have looked in the corner of your wardrobe for TWENTY YEARS???

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