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Are the Silentnight hippo/duck lesbians?

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6079SmithW · 27/05/2019 15:04

Our new bedding arrived yesterday and the DC were asking me about the hippo and duck logo and I was explaining about the old advert/branding etc.
Looking at the logo the DC decided that as both the hippo and the duck have long eyelashes they are both female. I told them that anyone can have long eyelashes, but they were much more comfortable with the idea that they are inter species lesbian couple than that a male could have such good lashes!
What are your thoughts?
Also why do kids need to know this kind of stuff??

Are the Silentnight hippo/duck lesbians?
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Biancadelrioisback · 27/05/2019 22:38

I always thought they were a male gay couple...

DSHathawayGivesMeFannyGallops · 27/05/2019 23:09

The duck (or canary) is female and the hippo is male- or so they appear. I have a very slight, petite auntie married to a much bigger uncle so I think even as a kid I got the point they were trying to convey via the animals. The mechanics of duck-hippo loving, in retrospect though are a bit horrifying. I also block out DMs comments about silent night hippo re chunky monkey ex bf and his effects on her pull out bed.

SouthWestmom · 27/05/2019 23:13

Ducks lay eggs don't they? And hippies have live births. So how does that work? Off to google

SouthWestmom · 27/05/2019 23:17

Hippos! I don't care what hippies do.

ItsAHardKn0ckLife1 · 27/05/2019 23:38

I got what you meant OP.

Kids need to know EVERYTHING Grin

pigsDOfly · 27/05/2019 23:43

That's definitely a male hypo, not sure what the size of his eyelashes has to do with anything.

The duck is a bit more of a puzzle.

tessiegirl · 27/05/2019 23:50

The hippo is a male - he actually hasn't got any eyelashes in the pic just tufts of hair on his head.
The duck is female.
End of.

HigaDequasLuoff · 27/05/2019 23:56

I agree with PP that the duck is in fact a prepubescent duckling so I think the hippo is a criminal.

PatricksRum · 28/05/2019 04:17

That's definitely a male hypo

Agreed. He looks rather enthusiastic

BusterGonad · 28/05/2019 05:21

The hippo is definitely male, is the duck female? I've never really thought of them as a couple, just friends.
I had a cuddly hippo when I was younger, it was one that you stuck on the window. I loved it.

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