To ask what's the strangest thing your child has eaten?

[MurkySkies]

DH just took a half chewed wasp out of DS2's mouth

We assume it was dead before he got to it but can't be sure.

He's none the worse (apart from screaming when it was taken off him).

Please tell me I'm not alone!

A lol doll shoe, dog food (that one was today) cat litter 🙈

Her own poo
Cellophane
A small snail
Bird poo picked off a wall

My brother swallowed a torch bulb and I ate a moth.

A paper clip. Took DS to a and e and they didn't believe me. Said it was so unlikely they wouldn't even x ray him. 3 days later it was in his nappy.

Spiders. Worms. Mud. That's gardens for you!

I found a half of a wood louse in then 1 yr old dd’s hand and the other half in her mouth munching away quite happily.
She was also a big sand eater. We had to leave the beach on one occasion as she was shoving sand in her mouth continually to the point her cheeks were bulging. She had a nappy full of sand for a week afterwards!