For those late to the show, here's the story so far.
We booked a holiday, but before we could book travel insurance my wife developed a stomach issue which needed further investigation by the hospital, and undiagnosed condition = no travel insurance.
We thought about what to do over several nights, and then my wife in a moment of misplaced enthusiasm decided to cancel the hospital referral to get the travel insurance, and then re-instate it afterwards (I think the police call this sort of thing fraud.) We managed to cancel the cancelation, so we were back at square one.
And now we are all up-to-date, please read on.
After even more thought we decided, what the hell, my wife has a NHS card, we'd probably be all right. We would go on the holiday. So we were all set for two weeks of sun, sea and the occasional early night – right?
Wrong
Because while all this was going on my wife developed a sore throat, only instead of getting better the pain spread down into her chest. We went to the doctor, and the attentive reader will be unsurprised by the diagnoses – a chest infection. We decided this was really a message from the gods ('in the name of me don’t go') and decided to cancel the holiday. And because my wife has no travel insurance we'd lose the entire cost of the holiday – right?
Wrong
Because it turns out I didn’t read the small print on the annual mufti trip policy I took out last year. And according to the insurance company – even though the holiday would take place outside the cover of the policy – it had been booked inside that period and would cover cancelation, great news – right?
Wrong
Because while all this was going on my wife got the date for the hospital investigation. Its in two months' time - one week before we were due to fly to America (note the past tense)
In unrelated news I'm having the house checked to see if its built on an Indian graveyard
As the youth might say, FML