To ask you to guess whether or not I’m pregnant

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Back in February I stupidly had sex with a friend and then the next day had a big night out, came home and took the pill as usual but was sick straight away afterwards.
After that for about a month I felt really really sick after drinking, even just a few glasses of wine. I am however severely emetophobic so it may have been a fear of being sick again. But after about a month that totally stopped.
The only other symptoms I have are really really bad constipation which I’ve not experienced before and I’ve put on weight. The weight gain has been all over my body though and may well be just that I’ve been eating and drinking more than usual lately and my thyroid is all over the place. Oh and I’ve also been getting some brown discharge when I wee for a few weeks now.
My periods have been totally normal but I’m aware they’re not real periods on the pill.
It’s been about 14 weeks since the sex and the possibility of being pregnant has been in the back of my mind since so I’m going to take a test tomorrow morning but any guesses before that?

Obviously I am going to take a test as I said in my first post, I was just curious about what other people thought first. And I do regular STI tests FYI, I’m sure most of you have had occasional unprotected sex so no need to be so judgemental

Aren't your boobs the best way of knowing your pregnant? I mean they just feel completely different from when you're not and you couldn't mistake that?

@Mimithemouse not really - I had no discernible breast changes in pregnancy, not even tenderness, until the third trimester.

I think POAS is probably the best way to tell

Oh sorry I thought everyone had that, I just remember mine being really sore from very early on.

My boobs didn't change much in the early stages of pregnancy. Each time for me it was bushing my teeth which led to instant retching. Unmistakable. But everyone is different. Poas is the only reasonably reliable way of knowing!

I think it’s unlikely

I never get these threads!

There is absolutely no way for a bunch of strangers on the internet to know this, just on a pissing stick!!!

Any news?

By 12 weeks I had quite a lot of pregnancy symptoms so I think I would have guessed even if I hadn't already known.

Crossing my fingers for you that the test is negative!

These threads are all the bloody same

OP: "Could I be pregnant?"
MN: "Only way to know is to test"
OP: "Can't get a test as I live 1000 miles from a shop and I don't drive and am incapacitated for the next year and I have no DP or family or friends or neighbours to get an test for me"

My guess would be STI or maybe a yeast infection.

Maybe, forgetting pill afterwards can also be bad as sperm is slow to travel. Hence why you have sex just before ovulation when trying to get pregnant.

Forgot to update this. No pregnancy and no STI but my thyroid is all over the place so putting it down to that for now