Have had a headache all evening. Presumed caffeine withdrawal (trying to cut down) so had a drink and some Anadin and sat quietly on the sofa.
Started feeling a bit nauseous but after maybe 20 minutes realised I needed the bathroom. Am currently constipated and I generally feel a bit sick until I've been so thought nothing of it and trotted to the bathroom with a glass of water.
But now my entire body is uncontrollably shaking. I got up and almost fell over trying to walk to the bedroom. I haven't managed to use the bathroom, felt very sick at one point but haven't thrown up either and I'm not cold at all. Temperature is 37.5C.
I'm also supposed to be on my first withdrawal bleed from using the patch. I took my last one off 2 days early because I was fed up of the side effects. Have had some stomach cramps on and off but not even spotting and it's been 2 days now. Nurse said it was okay to start it on day 9 of my cycle as long as we used condoms. Have done a pregnancy test as headaches/nausea/constipation were all symptoms for me first time round quite early on, but it has come back negative so I think I've ruled that out.
I'm now lying naked on a towel in bed, bucket strategically positioned, shaking like a lunatic. AIBU to wonder what the hell my body is doing?