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Collective noun for egos

35 replies

Stillonthatbloodycomputer · 09/05/2019 21:14

AIBU to think the ideal collective noun would be a scrotum of egos , I've had varying thoughts from friends

OP posts:
SlowStarters · 09/05/2019 21:16

I'd like to offer an office of egos.

BrainScience · 09/05/2019 21:17

I’d go with a parliament or a panel

Gth1234 · 09/05/2019 21:17

it's a competition of egos.

sackrifice · 09/05/2019 21:18

A narcissi of egos?

Thecurtainsofdestiny · 09/05/2019 21:22

An inflation of egos

RaskolnikovsGarret · 09/05/2019 21:23

A smugdom of egos.

I like PP’s inflation though.

MumW · 09/05/2019 21:49

A boast of egos?

I like inflation, too!

AhhhHereItGoes · 09/05/2019 21:52

An erection of egos
An envoy of egos
an endangerment if egos

SneakyGremlins · 09/05/2019 21:53

A cuntation of egos.

Tolleshunt · 09/05/2019 21:53

A clusterfuck of egos

BananasAreTheSourceOfEvil · 09/05/2019 22:18

a stroking of egos?

StillCoughingandLaughing · 09/05/2019 22:21

Surely a pride of egos?

Justlikedevon · 09/05/2019 22:22

Fairly niche to my line of work, but I'd say an SLT of egos.

Bloodybridget · 09/05/2019 22:24

An importance of egos.

Pinkarsedfly · 09/05/2019 22:25

A conference of egos.

Qwerty09876 · 09/05/2019 23:00

Hmm.. an infestation of egos?!

RubaDubMum89 · 09/05/2019 23:01

A bunch of dicks?

StoneofDestiny · 09/05/2019 23:04

Boast of egos
Eruption of egos
Population of egos
Arse of egos
Stench of egos

DrSeuss · 09/05/2019 23:10

A Farage?
A Boris?

tillytrotter1 · 09/05/2019 23:11

Don't women have egos?

ArchieTheRegalDog · 09/05/2019 23:11

A Trump of egos!

Mumsymumphy · 09/05/2019 23:14

@Justlikedevon

Yes I have an SLT of egos at my place of work too.

If you know, you KNOW

FawnDrench · 09/05/2019 23:16

A grandiosity of egos
A pomposity
A vanity
A snoot

WatcherintheRye · 09/05/2019 23:20

A jostle of egos

recrudescence · 09/05/2019 23:27

A hubris?