To wake husband up because I'm hungry.

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DS not well so currently in bed with us asleep lying on me! DH is snoring on the other side. I've just decided I'm really hungry and really fancy a cheese and onion toastie! (Have a a couple of drinks this evening and now a bit peckish) so should i wake him up to get me some food or lie here trapped in the middle of the bed starving? I tried texting dds but no reply so guess the whole house is sleeping except me!

How about forgetting about the cheese toastie.

But then again I never wake up during the night feeling hungry. In fact I can get up in the morning if I'm busy not eat anything until the evening.

I do go to the lot in the night so that would be the issue for me if a if DC was asleep on top of me. Can't you just wiggle slowly from underneath him?

Aagh!
Go to the toilet that is.

No, I wouldn’t do that! I’d try and wriggle out carefully, or go to sleep!

YABU to put onion in your cheese toastie. What you need is pickle in there. Yum!

Do it !!!! 😂 and report back ! Then when he goes mental everyone will tell you to LTB 😂😂 !
Just think if you eat that now it will give you heartburn xx

If someone woke me up to make them a toastie I would either tell them to ‘jog on’ fart and roll over
Or
Get up, make the toastie and ceremoniously shove it up their arse

Hmm, would need to think about the pickle option. Anyone managed to persuade someone to make a toastie yet?

YES you are being UNREASONABLE!

I would go bloody mental. My dh knows never ever to wake me up.

That said, if you were waking me up to give me a cheese Toastie ....

Get up and make cheese toastie and go back to ds bed :)

OOOooooo did you wake him? Do lets us know!!! I'd be furious if I got woken up for that! Hahaha!!

I’d go fucking nuts if I was woken up and asked to make someone a bloody toastie!

Make it your self, your kid will be fine, he’s not a baby.

Actually, it’s pretty late, a toastie will not sit well this time of night! x

Get your own bloody sandwich, you lazy cow.

Still 👍😂

Would you appreciate being woken up to get him a sandwich or would it be LTB??

Try it, I want to see what happens!!

Did you do it yet? I’d try to quietly get up and make it myself, but DH would spring awake anyway, with an ‘uh’ and comedy arms, as if I’d woken him from the dead. Most likely he’d have been fake sleeping. So he might as well have done it for me

Just tried an experiment.
Prodded my husband in the back and said “ darling, I’m a bit peckish, would you be an absolute angel and go downstairs to make me a cheese & onion toastie?”
He said (and I quote)
“What the fuck you daft tart go to sleep”
I rest my case

Your son is SIX?! Get your arse out of bed and make your own food. FFS, I thought your child was a baby.

Gently push you son off you into your husband and make the toastie yourself. He will go back to sleep

It's funny that the OP would wake her husband over shifting the cats.

Wait so you’ve had a couple of drinks, ds is poorly asleep next to you, so others should feed you because you can’t be bothered to move more than to text and ask mumsnet for advice?

This is ridiculous and (I hope) not completely serious. It's the middle of the night, you don't need food now. Even if you did though it would be very very demanding to expect a partner to start making it for you.

Well I tried to wriggle out of bed without waking anyone however ds was first to wake and promptly vomited all over the bed and floor. So dh was woken to deal with him - he slept through it, whilst I cleaned up the sick and changed to bed.

After that I didn't feel like eating.