He stabbed me with a feather!!!

[HelloDearHusband]

I was just about falling asleep last night and my (d?)h decided to stab me in the side with a feather he'd pulled from the feather duvet!! He says it's been stabbing him for days. (And for some reason that must be my fault right?)

WIBU to find and equally sharp spikey thing and stab him back when he falls asleep tonight???

(Ps...light-hearted as he found MN and has been asking if I post about him, and after said stabbing by feather he asked if I was going to post about it on MN??? So here it is....and the answer to his question is no I haven't posted about him before this is the first time.... )

Stab him back!

Put a drawing pin on his chair. Put sand in his facewash.
Offer him kebabs for dinner and then trip as you offer him a plate so they fly towards him point first and impale him.
Cocktail sticks in his car upholstery, needles in the back of his sunvisor so he gets prickled when he goes to pull it down.

etc etc etc
I may be over invested...just a bit...lighthearted obv

Trump on his willy

makes note to self. Never, ever argue with notatwork.

@blackcatsleeping calm down, it does grow back,

Thank you all for your fantastic suggestions...I shall make a note of them all.

(And if DH reads this he may be afraid to go to sleep tonight)

They are far superior to a plastic one.

Unless your allergic! Of all the things to be allergic to....

I wasn’t being serious about the sheep. Sorry for the confusion

Return the favour. Right on his bellend.

Your (D)H needs to join MN now and tell us how he's planning to sleep with one eye open