WeepingWillowWeepingWino
I've rootled out the bill. Per eye exactly four years ago to the day (gosh, more recent than I thought: how did I get two extra years in?) it cost
Hospital fee: £2040
Lens fee: £445
Anaesthetist Fee: £400
Mr Allan's surgical fee: £1400
so £4285 per eye all in.
I paid up, and mysteriously got sent £180 late last year which they said I had overpaid. I don't know how I managed to do that, but I didn't argue.
It didn't hurt at all having it done, and I could see clearly the following day with each eye after it had been done. I had to put two lots of drops into my eyes for a week each and one lot stung; the other lot soothed.
There are horror stories, but this is something they are getting better at doing every year. Twenty-five years ago I wouldn't have done it; but twenty-five years ago the armed forces were not keen on it, and I was prepared to take them as a guide. Now the forces allow it for everyone except fighter pilots (I think those are still not meant to have laser eye surgery but I may have missed them saying it was now ok) and that is officers, who cost them many, many thousands of pounds to train and they don't want to waste their money by having these people made useless by a duff operation!
I asked Mr Allan what the worst that might happen to me was. He said that he had heard of one case of someone losing the sight in one eye. He had never heard of anyone losing the sight in both eyes. I don't think he reads the Sun or the Mail so maybe he wouldn't have seen about the reported suicide: what that unfortunate person had was corneal neuralgia, which may or may not have been caused by the surgery back in 1996 -- rather a long time ago in terms of the accuracy of the available procedures now.
There may have been as many as eleven suicides related to pain from Lasik surgery, and that is terrible, but I had to set it against the fact that by the end of 2013, the procedure had been done to at least 30 million people since it started to be popular in 1991. That's a pretty minimal risk factor!