To think DH doesn’t pull his weight with the dog?

[Skettles]

We have a little dog of a breed which can’t handle long walks. So I take him for a plop run in a morning before I go to work, a longer walk when I get home at lunch time and then a final plop run at tea time. All I ask of DH is that he lets him out in the garden before bed for a final piss and shit.

We’ve had trouble house training on a night and after 3 years I’ve realised that DH doesn’t bother letting him out!! He says he’s been out when he hasn’t.

DH works full time, I only work until lunch time so I expect to do the majority but I go to bed before DH which is why he needs to be the one to let him out before bed! AIBU to think it’s not asking much that he stands outside for 10 minutes with him? There is wonder there is badness in the folds.

Have a dog flap put in and smother your husband in his sleep. He is a shitlord.

*There is wonder there is badness in the folds.

This is such an enticing, musical phrase. Please tell us what it means!*

I am envisaging poop in the curtains.

Regardless of whether DH wanted the dog or not, how could he be so cruel to an animal to make it suffer? My first LTB

Can people stop saying plop.

It's been a while since there has been a new MN phrase, I think we've got a good one...
There is wonder there is badness in the folds
It's almost biblical.