Driving home from shopping. Small bird flies into my windscreen. Makes loud bang, no damage to windscreen, don’t see what happens to bird. All windows closed on car. Get home, open boot to get shopping out, and dead bird is sitting on top of it. How?
Chuck washing in tumble drier, works for a bit, then says filter needs checking (the one under the flap at the front of the machine, where you have to pull out a drawer filled with hair and wet fluff). Pull out drawer thing, remove hair and fluff and find sock in the filter. How does it get there?
It gets weirder. Empty dishwasher that has finished, and the other sock in the pair has been stuffed into the cutlery basket. Only me in house all week, kids and DH away. And obviously I wouldn’t put a sock in the dishwasher. There were lots of socks in the wash, so how come only this pair made a bid for freedom?