To really enjoy DP’s farting?

[GidgetGirl]

Not the smell I mean, but the auditory experience. I gain genuine enjoyment from it. It’s almost annoying - he knows if he’s been pissing me off or I’m in a bad mood, a well-timed fart and I’ll really really struggle not to crease.

He has said that his exes were indifferent at best - one or two just thought it was disgusting. Am I the weird one, or them?

The auditory experience

You do you OP, whatever floats your boat

There’s someone for everyone they say

If it makes you happy it makes you Happy. Each to their own.

DH sounds like a brass ensemble sometimes.

It’s quite a moving experience. I do the moving as he pumps like a nuclear winter and it smells like nerve gas

Wow that is so funny

If you like farty noises that much feature baked beans and Brussels sprouts in your daily menus

Happy for you OP

Haaaaa! I am not telling dh about this thread. He will be so and want to start an affair with you immediately! He often does a comically times fart at, me mid-bicker, and I have to run away. He stinks.

*timed

'Three Hours of Noisy Farts' for you and your DH to enjoy.

If DH isn't available, try them on your own with headphones for a little 'gasturbation'.

And “at me, mid-bicker” ffs. Weirdly placed comma!

Sure my DP has been practising comedy farts... he seems to have mastered the “sad trombone”

If you want to fart, try Fibre One bars! Been eating them recently to help with my diet, but going to have to give them up, I'm afraid. Lethal flatulence over here

Heh... I suppose I’m lucky that DP’s rarely smell. Whatever lies ahead in our future, I know I will always look back fondly at the evening we spent lighting his farts and filming it in slo-mo.

It’s quite a moving experience. I do the moving as he pumps like a nuclear winter and it smells like nerve gas

That creased me up

Me and DP can have a good joke about farts, I have no idea why. I don't think you're totally alone, GidgetGirl.

My DP is the master of the well-timed fart. His arse functions as an alarm-clock sometimes too. Deafening!

What the actual...?

You should enjoy this then. I can't watch it without giggling like a child

Just why?

There's plenty of these odd threads about tonight.

The auditory experience WTF 🤣

YABU i am an anything goes type when it comes to humour.

Apart from wind! It really bothers me

I’m sure there are websites for people into similar things

I just opened this up as my partner farted in the loo. It was so loud, rumbled on and was a bit wet sounding for comfort. I get no enjoyment from his expulsions but a well timed fart can be extremely entertaining

I've always enjoyed farts!
For me, they're just always funny, and it's great that a bottom can make all those different noises.