Total pube shame and mortification.

[DameDoom]

I have made a new friend who popped round this morning to borrow my steam mop. Yes, that's how I roll. Was putting on the kettle which is a cream colour - this is relevant as cream shows everything - when I noticed a very long pube stuck on the enamelled bit. I tried to brush it off nonchalantly but it would not budge. Do you think she saw and where the fook did it come from? How do pubes get on a kettle? Well, one pube anyways.

Bookmarking to laugh at this later

Time to get a Quooker tap OP.

Thankfully, any errant pubes in this house are blamed on the dog. She has a wiry coat, and the fur on her back is what's known as "grizzle" - a mixture of black/very dark grey and white hair.

Even grey pubes can be attributed to the dog.

OP were you attached to that particular pube? Was it your only one?

thighofrelief101 I have thigh brows and wear a sporran. If DH leaves am fucked. He thinks this is normal. I told him that obvs.

Love your cat ( pussy ) @intensiveeveline

I had an elderly friend whose mother told her that underarm hair was pubic hair. Maybe you were wearing a sleeveless top?

Smeg was also the substitute rude word used in Red Dwarf:
Eg Smeghead, smeg off, oh smeg, pile of smeg etc

LakieLady bastard silky- haired cats will have to be culled then. It's the only way. Fookin' pets.

OMG - my cat actually read that!!! I was joking. Oh, God... and it's Good Friday!

No, it's not, that's tomorrow! 😂

Kettle-Pube-Gate!!!

I keep finding my partners beard, chest, and pubic hairs everywhere. It happens.

Last night I found one solitary doggie in my packet of emmental cheese.

I think that you should message her to apologise. It's the right thing to do.

Dog hair FFS

PhilomenaButterfly that's why the cat was eye-rolling. Self-flagellation on a Good Thursday. Bugger.

OP you ought to send her a handwritten letter of apology, with a diagram.

AestheticPerfection thank God, I thought "doggie" was a weird euphemism for a pube.

Yes a diagram! Otherwise we can't make a ruling as to whether she saw or not.

Let's not s(p)lit hairs !)

Be honest, was it your clumsy way of coming on to her? Bit aggressive imo.

Married to a hairy beast, the things moult everywhere. DS is even hairier but gets his beloved to wax some bits.

I can't look at a quill whilst penning my earnest yet pube-based missivethighofrelief101- too similar. Will text - although don't have to as she is well up for lunch. I might have met a like-minded soul.

Pubes get everywhere in my house. One fell out of a book I was reading once

thighofrelief101 I am definitely about 50% straight but I would definitely say I fancy her a bit. Lovely, elegant, funny and clever and pretends not to see pubes.

She might not have seen it if she had had her eyes plucked out by crows.

ROFL.