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TM is getting bould after a glass of red

81 replies

Apoiads · 11/04/2019 01:48

Am I right or am I right?

OP posts:
Alicewond · 11/04/2019 03:19

@AngelaSchrute are you in on this, is that a clue???? 😮

Babynamess · 11/04/2019 03:21

Was that a snap and a fart, or just a fart?

ColeHawlins · 11/04/2019 03:22

Sending Timmy Mallet to negotiate Brexit sounds kind of inspired. Maybe Hmm

Alicewond · 11/04/2019 03:26

Ok then we’ve figured this far, Timmy Mallett and Steve Bould should negotiate Brexit? We just need to work out the glass issue and we’ve solved this, great work everyone!!! 😂

ElizabethMainwaring · 11/04/2019 03:28

Red = red herring?

AngelaSchrute · 11/04/2019 03:29

My flatulence may be a hint
Of something that is relevant
Or perhaps this post did fair
Straight from my derriere

Alicewond · 11/04/2019 03:29

@ElizabethMainwaring so you are saying Steve Bould shouldn’t go, the whole arsenal thing was a trap 😳

Alicewond · 11/04/2019 03:33

If only Columbo was here....

Babynamess · 11/04/2019 03:33

Good summary Alicewond. I'm pretty sure glass of read = glass of read - as in Jimmy Mallet's reading glasses (which would obviously be necessary to see the finer details of the Brexit negotiations).

ElizabethMainwaring · 11/04/2019 03:36

Jimmy Mallett?

Alicewond · 11/04/2019 03:37

@Babynamess ohhh!! Well done, you have an amazing mind to figure that out! So that’s it then, we just need Timmy Mallett to save us! And maybe Steve Bould

ElizabethMainwaring · 11/04/2019 03:38

Case closed. Well done everyone.

Babynamess · 11/04/2019 03:39

Thank you Alice Smile. I'm proud we got there in the end.

AngelaSchrute · 11/04/2019 03:40

YES!

BlackCatSleeping · 11/04/2019 03:41

Bould' means bould.

😂

I would actually quite like it if Teresa May got drunk and told them all to go fuck themselves.

Babynamess · 11/04/2019 03:43

Eh? What's Teresa May got to do with it?

Alicewond · 11/04/2019 03:44

Thank you all, see we solved in one night what months of debates couldn’t. Anyone know how to contact Timmy Mallett and Steve Bould now??? 😂

AngelaSchrute · 11/04/2019 03:45

Babynamess, I have honestly no idea I have just been talking nonsense.

Isn't that what everyone is doing? :o

AngelaSchrute · 11/04/2019 03:48

Timmy has'a Twitter

Alicewond · 11/04/2019 03:48

@AngelaSchrute talking nonsense/talking politics all the same difference 😂

Alicewond · 11/04/2019 03:53

@AngelaSchrute you need to let him and Steve Bould (who’s name I only heard of tonight) they need to save us all, this is your task now. Good luck

AngelaSchrute · 11/04/2019 04:15

Okie dokie.

TM is getting bould after a glass of red
Alicewond · 11/04/2019 04:30

God speed 😂

GoFiguire · 11/04/2019 04:37

No, it’s bould as in Boulder. As in the opening sequence from the first Raiders of the Lost Arc film. Theresa May left the summit with the EU Boulder rolling behind her but she slipped on a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon and fell and got crushed, hence she got bould.

GoFiguire · 11/04/2019 04:38

See? You even put up a gif of Harrison Ford!