or shall I LTB?

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He’s eaten the last two brownies. Both of them. Secretly in the kitchen, whilst making us a brew. I’d been waiting all day for my brew & brownie. He doesn’t even like chocolate! Ffs.

Show him where the oven his. He needs to make more now.

You must plot revenge!

Ltb that’s completely unforgivable
I rarely eat chocolate but when I really fancy it I go to the cupboard to find DH has scoffed the lot.
Git

Make him some tomorrow with laxative chocolate....

I don't see how the relationship could possibly be salvaged tbh. It's an executable offense here

He obviously has a sense of entitlement..

Do you have a patio to put him under? I think that’s more appropriate given it was TWO brownies including THE LAST ONE!! Really hope he replenish them tomorrow- if he’s still standing of course!

Revenge. Yes. Inspire me.

They were bloody home made. By me! He can’t make a proper sandwich (thinks a big lump of filling in the middle is acceptable), there’s no way he’s replacing them.

He sounds passive aggressive and controlling. Ltb!

He owes you big time

Ooh, you missed your chance for revenge. You should have burst into the room shrieking “Where are those leftover brownies? I put rat poison in them to put behind the bin tonight - I hope nobody’s eaten them!” Watch his horror, suggest he makes himself vomit them up, then (and only then) tell him you were kidding....

I think you should check his search history.
I bet he has been ogling cakes.

Call the Police

Tell him that you're visiting friends / family early tomorrow, and they've begged you to cook them some brownies. He's now going to have to cook some more (and it must be done tonight, no time tomorrow) or the world will end.

Does he have pmt ? 🤔🤣
Only reasonable excuse or ltb

He knows where the shop is right?

Broccoli & sprout brownies next time. Or LTB. How can you ever trust him ever again?

Do you have a favourite bakery/ cake, preferably expensive and far away? Ask for replacements

We have a cupboard full of his favourite biscuits (recent birthday, man has zero hobbies) but no. Opening the cupboard was too much effort. Brownies were right there on the side. Honestly. Like an amoeba but with a mouth. Stimulus:response.

That’s fucking selfish and I’d actually be really cross. Two brownies left=one each. I’d never do that. Wanker.