AIBU to detest this new-fangled propensity for made up words?

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I have just recently come to terms with Brexit.
I understand that language evolves.
But it's bloody pissing me off!!!!

Just now I've gotten a notification on my phone that Donald Tusk is going to advise the EU to allow the 'flextension'.

I actually want to scream!!!!!!!

AIBU? Do I need to chill out? FFS

Please tell me that I'm not alone?

FFS just type out your words! Driving me bonkers.

Yup.. was wondering yesterday what the difference between 'woke' and 'pc'( politically correct) is/was... tiswas (sorry Partridge reference there).

Strictly does this all the time - fecking 'armography', 'danceology' and apparently 'physicality' has now made it to the dictionary

Do they have some half-witted twit employed on a full-time basis to come up with contractions to fucking coherent sentences and invent new words for themselves?????????????????

Note to self: Calm down.

Ah! Thank God (T'god) I'm not alone.

chill out? FFS?

What do these modern usages mean? Outrageous!

Ok I'll CHILL DA FUCK OUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE lol (that's laughing out loud - well - smiling anyway) Grumpy.

Never found out who Fuck was and why I'd be doing it for his sake either, but I do a lot for the sake of Fuck - the prick.

This is a notification from The Guardian. A newspaper! Not just my good self ranting. A bloody newspaper.

Ha! Language is always changing and evolving.
I understand Shakespeare pissed his elders with new fangled words and sayings he used.

I have bad news for you about how literally all words were invented...

Derailing slightly - but I really like the word 'newfangled'. And it isn't .

It's an extension to Article 50. Not a fucking flextension. FFS.

REMOANER!
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Well I must head into Uni and request a flextension to my thesis deadline at Oxford - and tell the cnuts that they need to fuck off allowing 'new' words into their fucking dictionary!

REMOANER! noun; pejorative

FFS just type out your words!

This tendency towards langorphosis, I blame the Apocalexit, it’s a head-mangling-event (henceforth known as a hamglingent).

It looks less offensive if I type FFS. Otherwise I'd be f'n and blinding all over the shop.
Ok, I'll chill.

I think my irritation is more the fact that newspapers are doing it. You can understand conversational informal chat using such shite, but a newspaper? I'll eat me hat when the Times start at it.

I actually quite like the Apocalexit - seems more appropriate than the most used word of the past 3 years.

Sounds like you are blamestorming here.

And as far as Brexit is concerned, it seemed like an epiphinot at the time but really it is just a dullema

I actually want to find and kill the person who first coined the word 'Brexit'.

Physicality has been a word for hundreds of years!

I find myself using “catastrofuck” on a daily basis.