Am I being unreasonable to think that in the event that we have an election and the two main contenders are Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn, it will be a bit like playing 'Would You Rather', the game where you are given two grim options and decide which you would rather go through with If you HAD to choose one of them. Example - Go to work completely naked from the waist down for a day or suck sick through a sweaty sock.