to expect people shopping NOT to do it at the supermarket with children?

[Tortington]

?

they hit you with their tartan shopping trolleys.

people with children bang the pram into your ankles - don't say sorry and you have to LIMP to the back of the fucking carpark with your shipping becuase thye have all the best fucking spaces.

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Those express, are the slowest of the slow.

Can you scan at less than minus five miles per hour. Great, your hired. Get yourself on the express checkout.

old people. Spend two hours to buy two tins of cat food and a packet of Mr Kipling Bakewell Tarts. Shouldn't be allowed. Just an hour in the morning ( they can never sleep can they ?)

a long time ago i stood on our crowded saturday high street screaming why cant they do this during the effing week

that was to the kids and oldies..

ooh, they should have slots. Childfree shopping. Not happyhour, exactly, but..... , or the checkouts - Baskets Only, 10 items or less, No Kids.

oh oh oh oh oh its practically orgasmic

YES YES YES
MTPW .......you have nailed it ( so to speak)

its called online shopping.

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I always take my two to the supermarket

they are very well behaved

and it is all down to my superior parenting NOT the bags of Hula Hoop bribes

oh no

LOL at Custardo, you ol' miser.

why is it when some mothers child runs into your leg and falls over crying she looks at you like it's your fault and expecting an apology.i always make sure to drop my beer when the little tykes do it so it accidentally lands on them.

WOMEN- CONTROL YOUR CHILDREN

a man walloped dd2 in the head with his basket the other day

he was mortified

and she looked at him with teary blue eyes and said owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

obviously I called security and then the police

no over reaction from olive - she said he had a bomb - and armed police smashed through he windows shouting " put the basket down and step away from the beans"

I deliberately take dd shopping when she is tired, hungry and screamy. Just to piss people off.

hahaha [evil]