I hate most (if not all) adverts. They get muted, even the children do it now, or we record/pause the shows so we can fast forward through the ads.
The 'women are soft and strong' Always advert, shouldn't that be for Andrex and have some cute puppies in?
Even some tongue in cheek, poking fun at cliches adverts are only semi-good for the first watch or two, then lose their impact and become boring.
Bring back some of the old adverts, the Smash ones with the tin aliens, the PG Tips chimps, the "You've had your chips, your chips.", the Accrington Stanly "ain't milk brilliant" adverts. Now they were effective, I can still remember them many years later.
I know someone related to someone who had something to do with Mars bars adverts about 15 to 20 years ago. We'd been talking about the state of adverts then and asked the friend how on earth the ridiculous adverts get authorised for production. They said their relative didn't know and they didn't particularly want to be involved with the advert, but it was a job at the time. Needless to say, they left that job when a better offer came along.