Over all of this sh*t, give me some hope please

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OohDammit · 15/03/2019 12:08

Sick of changing nappies, sick of wiping bums, sick of cleaning up cat trays.

When did your dc learn to wipe themselves without causing a biohazard? Tell me there is light at the end of this shitty tunnel. DC1 is 3, one less to be toilet butler to would be so nice.

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SB1013 · 15/03/2019 12:10

That's very young to be able to wipe themselves properly. In my experience it is closer to between 4 and 5 to do an effective job!

megrichardson · 15/03/2019 12:12

You could get rid of the cats, too

ducks

TheWomanin12B · 15/03/2019 12:14

Age 5 I reckon for 90% effective bum wiping.

Age 7 is when everything gets so much easier. 6/7 is a pretty golden age.

ittooshallpass · 15/03/2019 12:21

Definitely get rid of the cats

Damntheman · 15/03/2019 12:32

Keep the cats! Get rid of the kids 😂

5 was when I stopped having to help wipe. I'm down to being toilet bulter for one and have another 2.5 years of it ahead. I salute you fellow soldier!

Crazycleaninglady · 15/03/2019 12:33

Like others have said, about age 5-6.

I know how you feel I'm so happy mine are both toilet trained.

This is why I won't get a pet, I've had my fill of cleaning up shit.

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OohDammit · 15/03/2019 12:34

Honestly, every other day I threaten to get rid of the cat (but I love the evil little furball).

As for the baby who does a stealth poo IMMEDIATELY after nappy change

Surely we are far enough along in AI development to have robots that can do these things for me?!

Oh well, at my bathroom is fully tiled I guess

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