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To be having dirty Priest thoughts? [Edited by MN at OP's request]

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glindathegoodbitch · 14/03/2019 15:34

The Priest from Fleabag.

End of really. He's not even that hot- I think it's the forbidden fruit thing. The thought of hot under the (dog) collar sex is on my mind far more than it should be.

I'm not even Catholic...
Totally my number one - weird- crush atm.

Not bored in my marriage or anything like that, this Vicar fetish has got me going a bit too much. I even pushed a black shirt to the front of DH's wardrobe this morning in the hope
he'd wear it to work... He didn't Grin

Anyone else for the weird, out of the blue sexytime crush?

Priests!!!

So weird and so inappropriate! Blush

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glindathegoodbitch · 14/03/2019 15:37

Excellent grammar in the title!

Told you I was all hot and bothered.

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Easterbunnyiscomingsoon · 14/03/2019 15:41

Yabu unless his name is Ralph....

FlibbertyGiblets · 14/03/2019 15:45

Hah at Ralph. #old

AllTheFours44 · 14/03/2019 15:46

@Easterbunny, my thoughts exactly. I’d cardinal sin with that cardinal any day...

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glindathegoodbitch · 14/03/2019 15:50

Not even kidding, just googled 'hot priest Ralph'.

There's something wrong with me. Literally daydreamed half the day away fantasising that me and 'hot priest from fleabag' get saucy after a few bottles of communion wine...

Maybe it's just the wine I'm daydreaming about and the priest is coincidental?

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glindathegoodbitch · 14/03/2019 15:51

Nope. Can't leave it alone...

Is there a hot priest called Ralph I should know about....?

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BathshebaAndGabriel · 14/03/2019 15:54

Thornbirds.

canyoufeedthedog · 14/03/2019 15:54

YA definitely BU. Andrew Scott is absolutely gorgeous. His accent, beautiful eyes, as Moriarty...I'm obsessed with him as you may tell. Lucky man whoever is dating him. SighSad

canyoufeedthedog · 14/03/2019 15:57

"he's not even that hot"!!!!
I'm in shockShock

GraceMarks · 14/03/2019 15:59

See, I couldn't be doing with him as Moriarty, and my heart actually sank a bit when I saw he was going to be in Fleabag, but I was very wrong. He is hot af, and I'm already hoping on Fleabag's behalf that she's going to be able to corrupt him.

JustHereWithMyPopcorn · 14/03/2019 16:00

I knew this was going to be about Fleabag! Grin Andrew Scott is not even particularly attractive but there's something about him that is hot. I absolutely would!!

JustHereWithMyPopcorn · 14/03/2019 16:01

Moriarty was where I fell in love with AS.

BlessedBeTheFruitCake · 14/03/2019 16:04

You are definitely not being unreasonable...I also knew this was going to be about the priest in Fleabag.

chezbot · 14/03/2019 16:04

I fancy him terribly too but have yet to see Fleabag. Moriarty and the barrister in Denial did it for me.

As hot Priests go, Linus Roache is my fav

Lweji · 14/03/2019 16:04

YABU
Can't see why all the fuss.

OTOH, once, I did know a priest in training that I'd have happily led off his chosen path.
I think he left to marry someone eventually. Not surprised at all. Grin

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glindathegoodbitch · 14/03/2019 16:05

I literally want to be fleabag so that I personally can corrupt the living daylights out of him.

No, googling him... Not super keen. Put him in a dog collar and a sexy green cloak....
Dear Father I have sinned... A lot.

Thorn birds... Thank god for you tube, but all I've found so far is a rather stern looking man (good) in bed with a lady called Maggie (bad).

I have however built a nice mental collection of James Norton looking moody in the appropriate sex costume (as a vicar/priests clothing is now known in my slightly warped mind)

I can see me wasting a lot of time in the next few hours...

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PettyLaBelle · 14/03/2019 16:06

He totally is that hot. I so would.

x2boys · 14/03/2019 16:07

Ah yes Father Ralph De Bricasset my first crush ....

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glindathegoodbitch · 14/03/2019 16:12

Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast was my first crush.

I have previous form... Even if I was about seven and it was his French accent and gallic charm that got me

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Easterbunnyiscomingsoon · 14/03/2019 16:20

One way to trim ya bush op!!
Bit drastic via a candelabra!

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glindathegoodbitch · 14/03/2019 16:22

One way to trim ya bush op!!
Bit drastic via a candelabra!

A forest fire is just about the only way to tackle it these days.

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glindathegoodbitch · 14/03/2019 17:07

I've just realised that I would have been at least 11 when I saw Beauty and the Beast... definitely too old to think candles are sexy Confused

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MidniteScribbler · 14/03/2019 21:35

This feels really inappropriate with everything going on with Catholic priests at the moment.

MashedSpud · 14/03/2019 21:39

I love Andrew Scott. He played a wonderful modern day Hamlet.

FindPrimeLorca · 14/03/2019 21:44

DH always refers to AS’s Moriarty as Father Noel Furlong from Father Ted which effectively inoculated me from any possibility of fancying him.